Walking the Plank

A form of pirate dance. Often accompanied with rum.

1. Grasp your hands behind your back.

2. Step forward

3. With each step, thrust your "pirate treasure" forward.

Bonus points: Make pirate noises

In an effort to get some booty, he moved to the dance floor and started walking the plank.

by Rum Cherry April 28, 2011

Walking The Plank

What you do to someone who is planking, be it walking, stepping, jumping, or, spitting on them.

All verbal and physical things that can be considered walking the plank.

I'm Walking the plank

by OliviaG July 11, 2011

planking

verb (infinitive)

The act of instantaneously placing one's body unto a miscellaneous surface in which all respective body parts are in a 90° angle to the horizontal.

Spectator: "Dude, why are you lying as stiff as a board on that policecar's roof?"

The dude lying on the policecar's roof: "I'm planking, spectator."

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see facebook group "Planking Australia" or "Planking South Africa"

by alexman91 June 6, 2011

Planking

Planking is when someone lies flat on their stomach with their arms straight back against their body. The straighter your body, arms, and legs, the better the plank, then they try to do it on narrow surfaces. This craze started in Australia.

Emily got wasted and started planking on the countertop in the kitchen.

by ChristiLeilani June 12, 2011

plonker

A polite, in mixed company, and alternative word for stupid cunt and wanker.

John is a plonker.

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

walk the plank

when double-teaming a lady (a classy one at that), using a plank helps to minimize touching of balls between the male participants. because of course, we all know that balls touching would be the wierd part of a situation like that.

jesse: man, i would really like to make her walk the plank after the hockey game tonight

by doogie82 April 19, 2006

Plank

Awesome.
Exceptional.
Amazing.
In good taste.
Beneficial.

"Man, this record is plank."
"I saw a show last night, it was plank."

by avieth March 4, 2008