Philadelphia

Pain. The city that lost 3 championships in the 2022-23 season. The 76ers could be on track to lose 4.

Phillies- lost to astros in World Series

Phila Union- lost to LAFC in MLS Cup
Eagles- lost to chiefs in Super Bowl.

The Philadelphia Eagles lost in the World Series.

by Mrcdogs20 March 19, 2023

Philanthropist

Code for pimp. ‘Philanthropist’ is a euphemism for a sex predator who appears to be, both, kind and filthy rich in order to gain trust and private access to much younger partners with financial limitations.

Once indebted or isolated, the promised ‘generosity’ turns out to be a stranger’s penis.

Bill Gates, Jeffery Epstein and Oprah Winfrey are well-known philanthropists.

My friend loaded her profile on SeekingArrangements to find a sugar daddy before submitting to bankruptcy. She went to meet some fat, old philanthropist and never came home. Her plants & beloved cat all died. Weird. She must be too good for her friends now.

by Noneya Bidnass August 25, 2023

Philanthropist

Code for pimp. ‘Philanthropist’ is a euphemism for a sex predator who appears to be, both, kind and filthy rich in order to gain trust and private access to much younger partners with financial limitations.

Once indebted or isolated, the promised ‘generosity’ turns out to be a stranger’s penis.

Bill Gates, Jeffery Epstein and Oprah Winfrey are well-known philanthropists.

My friend loaded her profile on SeekingArrangements to find a sugar daddy before submitting to bankruptcy. She went to meet some fat, old philanthropist and never came home. Her plants & beloved cat all died. Weird. She must be too good for her friends now.

by Noneya Bidnass August 25, 2023

philanderer

is what Michael Scott considers himself (a great one, that is), on S2: E22 of The Office (U.S.).

I consider myself a great philanderer...

by avalanches August 25, 2023

Philadelphia dollar tree

When a male ejaculates onto a random girls leg.

Did you hear about Rachel? She got Philadelphia Dollar Tree’d the other day. She said her leg was covered in jizz.

by BigRoostah July 13, 2024

Philanice to meet you

A greeting meant for only the elites of Philadelphia. The highest class possible greeting known to Man or even Cats for that matter.

Philanice to meet you, Mr. Smith, were you witness to last nights Seventy-Sixers game?

by Ravenknocker July 22, 2024

Philanthropist

A noun that most millionaires/billionaires describe themselves as. Most of the time they use scummy methods to pretend that they donated a lot to charity, while they are taking away just as much from their minimum wage employees.

"Jeffrey Preston Bezos is an American businessman, media proprietor, investor and philanthropist" - Said no one ever other than Jeff himself

by beefwezenton July 30, 2024