perfect two

Mr and Mrs Strawberry&Banana.

We're the perfect two, baby me and you.

by AsianPursuasion October 17, 2013

Perfection Dolls

Posers. Non-unique. Every one of them look the same and like Bratz dolls. They all have emo hair and heads way too big for their tiny little bodies.

Perfection Dolls is a clique where they all hype each other up and tell each other how perfect they are. Their poster band is Cinema Bizarre (a glam trash band from Germany who are primarily Wapanesebut do have some talent).

Emo children. Posers. Attention seekers. Perfection Dolls are a beauty group that bases everything on your looks and not your intelligence. And no, I've never applied to Perfection Dolls. I'm not that lame.

by Freak off the leash July 26, 2008

Most Perfect Girl

The most perfect girl is a girl that has everything, from beauty to personality. There aren't many of these girls around so fellas if you meet one of these MPG then definitely don't let her get away. These girls come by once in a lifetime and they definitely become perfect wives.

Person A: Have you ever met your Most Perfect Girl?
Person B: Yeah, her name is Rachel Mulfeld

by BoyInLove October 14, 2012

closet pervert

closet pervert - noun - Ebisu on Naruto

Naruto: Ahhgg!! Why are you here?!

by Magik November 26, 2004

perfect hat-trick

In football, a perfect hat-trick is when a player scores 3 times in a game, one with his left foot, one with his right food and one with his head. Sexually speaking, the perfect hat-trick is when an individual scores 3 times in a session; blow job, vaginal sex and anal sex, in that order.

- Barry, did you blag that bird last night?

- Yeah, went back to hers

- Did you get a perfect hat-trick ?

- Nah, she wouldn't do anal

by Paul Bird January 22, 2011

perfect stranger

When you get so good at giving yourself a stranger that you actually believe someone else is performing on you, you have given yourself a perfect stranger. Performance enhancers like nail polish, promise rings, and charm bracelets are acceptable.

I saw John in line at the store today buying pink nail polish. I bet he's trying for a perfect stranger.

by ALotofAlano March 24, 2008

Perfect 10

When one achieves the rare 8 hours of sleep followed by a morning deuce.

Dude, this morning I scored a perfect 10!

I knew it was gonna be a good day when I woke up to a perfect 10!

Joe- "Why is Becca in such a good mood this morning? She is normally a zombie bitch."
Jen- "She musta scored a perfect 10."

by Miss Skank March 4, 2013