Pee Crust

The crusty stuff left in your underwear when you don't wipe or shake properly after urinating.

Girl #1: What's that in your underwear?
Girl #2 (embarrassed): Oh, that's pee crust. I forgot to wipe everything off...

by lmaolololol June 15, 2017

Pee Position

When a man stands with his legs spread irregularly wide open as if he is peeing in a urinal.

Guy 1: dude that guy over there is totally in a pee position right now.

Guy 2: I know, right?

by Xaulbius June 29, 2010

pee fart

a fard and pee at both the same time

"dave, im in the 1 percent, I just pee farted!"

by Reggie from Nintendo March 22, 2021

Pee Rex

When one urinates on his or her partner while acting like a Tyrannosaurus Rex

Last night I was hanging out with Kate and she suggested I do the Pee Rex. So I did.

by Fijisqueegee April 17, 2017

stand to pee

Stand to pee is a device that transexual men use to pee while standing. It allows them to feel less dysphoria while using the bathroom. Usually used before the person has surgery on the downstairs part of their body. Not that all trans men get the surgery.

Benny, who was born Brittany, left his stand to pee device at home and and to pee while sitting.

by Hekate100 November 15, 2018

Pee-drinker

I.E. Baby, since we all drink our own pee in the womb.

The doctor said Todd needed a couple of shots and Todd was being such a pee-drinker about it.

by Tyscyth November 16, 2010

pee nigga

a nigga covered in pee

"Ayo, we got a pee nigga in my ass!"

by 100% a black man January 1, 2021