care package friend

The friend who shows up only when you're doing great in life.

It wasn't until I started making real money that friends I don't normally hang out with hit me up. I only fuck with my A1s, no care package friends.

by E11evendashOne May 7, 2018

Stimulus Package

1200 for individuals

2400 for married couples
500 per child

The stimulus package was approved to help Americans.

by GRINDRMAN March 26, 2020

Couch Packages

Cocaine that is purchased and snorted while sitting on one’s couch, widely popular in 2020 during the coronavirus lockdowns.

Friend 1: Any plans tn?

Friend 2: Prob just gonna grab beers and do couch packages by my place

by Art Corr June 5, 2020

Grip Package

Clothing that is outdated, not fashionable, worn, not in, or not fitting properly.

Hey yo manny just look at this guys grip package! Yeah that shit is wack bro!

by Jae-Dub September 27, 2020

crackage package

Butt cheeks, rump, flesh of the buttocks, flapper.

Don’t look at my crackage package.

by Burkey Turkey January 3, 2021

Oversized Package

A man dick that is insanely huge and may (or may not 😉) have trouble entering a woman’s vagina because of its massive size

“This is an oversized package now miss.” A man says as he sticks his dick in her vagina, usually followed by intense moaning and screaming

by iliketotalkaboutsex May 8, 2021

Beef Package

A phased describing not only a long but also girthy penis. To be considered a Beef package one’s penis must be at least 7 inches and 1.5 inches of girth

Micheal”did you see Daniel the other day? He’s packing”
Fred”Yeah he’s got a beef package!”

by WABIT12321 October 20, 2021