Monkey Pole

penis
often used in context of smoking

omgoes you smoke teh monkey pole!

by AnGeL December 1, 2004

Pole Hand

a: In pole dancing, the dancer's strong arm; the primary source of supporting her body weight on the pole. Usually the arm located highest on the pole.

b: A pole dancer's immediate reflectory response to the Pimp Hand.

"He tried to pull the pimp hand shit on me but I gave the mouthy prick the pole hand right back, and he shut the f@*% up."

by Court Reporting March 27, 2006

Pole Troll Patrol

The "Pole Troll Patrol" see Pole Troll is a group of gay men that gather and hunt in groups. This gaggle of gays can be found in your local supermarket, mall or even in your school, huddled together and checking out all the straight guys that they think they can turn to their side. Distinguishing characteristics are neck rolls and an abundance use of the words " I would let him ride me three ways to Sunday!" followed by group cheers.

Jeff: Ah shit!! There goes Sweetie and the Pole Troll Patrol! How am I ever gonna be able to change my clothes in this locker room with them standing around!?
Kenneth: I don't know man, but I know I saw them looking me up and down again.
Jeff: Fuck this shit man I'm outta here!

by Desaundrea Morton-Pusey December 6, 2006

Pole shift

When a female needs to change male partners in order to achieve sexual gratification.

That prostitute pissed me off when did a POLE SHIFT and went to my homie to finish a her nut. Bitch!!

by madmike135 May 6, 2010

Pole Game

A game in which two poles (approximately 15 feet apart) are placed in a wide field and used as goal posts. There are 3 people on each team and the objective is to hit the pole to score a "goal". Each team gets a kickoff. There is a kickoff at the beginning of the game and after five points are scored by either team. (The game is played to 10) During kickoff you can shoot for pole. Two steps can be taken when you are in possession of the Frisbee. You can pass it anywhere on the field at anytime. It's essentially ultimate Frisbee and Frisbee golf combined, except Poles are used instead of chain nets. You can also "dunk" the Frisbee on the pole by hitting it with the Frisbee and dropping it. Double points can be scored if the Frisbee is caught off a point on the pole, and made to come in contact with the pole again. It can't hit the ground it must be caught off the pole. No triple points tho. This game was invented by 15 year olds on acid from the Chicagoland suburbs. The original setup is actually between two poles from an old volleyball net left at the Barney Park.

Yo let's get the crew together to play some Pole Game at the Barney Park. No Pledges tho.

by The Rundling Dragon. April 22, 2013

hershey pole

when someone gives anal sexto another and when they pull there dick out it is covered in shit usually accosiated w/ gay guys

" o god damn it! u gave me a hershey pole yuk!"

by Super Sully June 19, 2007

service the pole

A slang statement meant to perform fellatio or jack off a mans penis.

John was approached by Tom and Suzie. Tom was being funny and asked John "did you service the pole? I just quit working for the cable company." John replied, "hell no, but I heard you have a new job laying pipe for Suzie's Plumbing."

by serviced the pole April 18, 2009