The act of one placing one’s flaccid penis on the glass of a scanner/copier and firmly closing the lid. If done properly, the penis will look like a firmly pressed panini sandwich.
“What happened to Steven today?”
“He accidentally hit “reply all” mid panini press, boss got jealous.”
“He accidentally hit “reply all” mid panini press, boss got jealous.”
by Daddylongdick813 September 1, 2020
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Get the Press Toaster mug.A "Full Dong Press" occurs when a male colleague approaches your desk and stands behind you while you're seated and working at you computer. As he leans in to look at the monitor, he presses his genitals into your shoulder causing you to shrink away in a desperate attempt to escape the unwanted pressure of his dong against your body. The discomfort of a Full Dong Press is much worse if the perpetrator is wearing shorts, skinny jeans, or athletic pants.
Dude, I've been violated. Johnny just gave me a Full Dong Press while looking at my invoice reports.
Josh is on his way to HR because he gave the new secretary a Full Dong Press.
Josh is on his way to HR because he gave the new secretary a Full Dong Press.
by anonymous August 8, 2025
Get the Full Dong Press mug.sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.
by gl.dot August 12, 2023
Get the I’ll alert the press mug.sex move in which chick’s knees at side of her head man pushup style pushing down on her calfs/ankles
by JBut December 25, 2007
Get the Power press mug.andre-“yo homeboy i’m not the one to play with, i’m bout’ to press up on yo’ ass!”
lamar-“ nah homeboy ion want no problems!”
lamar-“ nah homeboy ion want no problems!”
by ybfan101 December 20, 2022
Get the press up mug.A form of gay man sex when you put the tips of said penises together at the heads until you have a super saiyan dick experience
by Pikachu thot July 14, 2017
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