The act of trying to be what one is not, trying to relate and blend with a social group. Usually someone who is alone. Being a poser mostly consists of pretending one likes certain things, and one who acts in those one is trying to impress. It is typical for a poser to be disliked.
That Chris Bouvier is such a poser, pretending to like and do what we like and do, he is so annoying. Like that one time...
Person: Oh...Hey...
Chris: HEY GUYS! Have you played that new awesome video game *talks about game randomly* Yea and like wow everything is so 1-3-3-7 fo sho!
Person: Um...yes...
Person: Oh...Hey...
Chris: HEY GUYS! Have you played that new awesome video game *talks about game randomly* Yea and like wow everything is so 1-3-3-7 fo sho!
Person: Um...yes...
by Albert Johnson December 28, 2005
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2. an ugly, poser emo girl who has nothing better to do than cut herself horizontally like a pussy to get attention and call herself "emo", when she can just deal with her ONE problem, stop cutting herself and calling herself emo so people stop talking shit and maybe make more than ONE friend.
3. a girl that got her ass whooopeedd by someone sexy :)
2. an ugly, poser emo girl who has nothing better to do than cut herself horizontally like a pussy to get attention and call herself "emo", when she can just deal with her ONE problem, stop cutting herself and calling herself emo so people stop talking shit and maybe make more than ONE friend.
3. a girl that got her ass whooopeedd by someone sexy :)
sexy girl: "you dont even know what emo is"
emo poser: yes i do (shows horizontal pussy cuts)
sexy girl: SO? just cuz u cut urself doesnt mean ur emo
emo poser: "im emo, its just what i am"
LMFAO
emo poser: yes i do (shows horizontal pussy cuts)
sexy girl: SO? just cuz u cut urself doesnt mean ur emo
emo poser: "im emo, its just what i am"
LMFAO
by joe smith brown little girl December 18, 2007
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Someone who dresses up scene, acts scene, and talks scene for the benefits of what other scene people get: sex, girls, attention, etc.
Symptoms of a scene poser:
- Talks about being scene
- keeps the same style for more than a couple of days
- Changes from a non-scene style to a scene style in less than a couple of days.
- Style matches a picture you saw on the internet EXACTLY
- Doesn't look scene, though they try to
- Does a hairflip more than twice in one minute
- Tries to make friends with other scene people
- Goes over the top with girl clothing, such as girl pants, girl shirts, girl hats, etc.
- Too pussy to get a piercing or two
There are much more symptoms that our brains can pick up that automatically tell us that he/she is a poser.
If you want to have the style for yourself, not because you want to fit in, or look awesome, but so it matches you, it will most likely work out.
Symptoms of a scene poser:
- Talks about being scene
- keeps the same style for more than a couple of days
- Changes from a non-scene style to a scene style in less than a couple of days.
- Style matches a picture you saw on the internet EXACTLY
- Doesn't look scene, though they try to
- Does a hairflip more than twice in one minute
- Tries to make friends with other scene people
- Goes over the top with girl clothing, such as girl pants, girl shirts, girl hats, etc.
- Too pussy to get a piercing or two
There are much more symptoms that our brains can pick up that automatically tell us that he/she is a poser.
If you want to have the style for yourself, not because you want to fit in, or look awesome, but so it matches you, it will most likely work out.
Shelly: Is that a scene kid? OMG I WANT HIM.
Jake: No, he's a scene poser. He hasn't bothered to do anything with his hair in weeks, he has had the same piercing for a month, and he's acting like a fag. Clearly he wants the benefits of a scene person, but he doesn't want to maintain the style. What a shame.
Jake: No, he's a scene poser. He hasn't bothered to do anything with his hair in weeks, he has had the same piercing for a month, and he's acting like a fag. Clearly he wants the benefits of a scene person, but he doesn't want to maintain the style. What a shame.
by ELKUY May 25, 2009
Get the Scene poser mug.1.A brief moment of silence to ponder(think about) the sexual content of something that was said.
Note:'Pause!' is sometimes said after a possible sexual innuendo. It can be said by the person who issued the statement or by someone who heard it.
(The statement itself did not have to be meant in a sexual manner.)
2.When after reading something(i.e. a sign)a pause is need to think about the sexual content of what was read.
3. Can be used to replace no homo.
Note:'Pause!' is sometimes said after a possible sexual innuendo. It can be said by the person who issued the statement or by someone who heard it.
(The statement itself did not have to be meant in a sexual manner.)
2.When after reading something(i.e. a sign)a pause is need to think about the sexual content of what was read.
3. Can be used to replace no homo.
1."Gosh Shawn you always give me the best tasting juice." -pause moment
"So son dat nigga Tye I was feelin' him last night." -pause moment
"Why is it so hard to get you to come here." -pause moment
2.Sign says "Parking in Rear."
Sign says "Always a Happy Ending."
3."Your ass is mine." -pause moment
"So son dat nigga Tye I was feelin' him last night." -pause moment
"Why is it so hard to get you to come here." -pause moment
2.Sign says "Parking in Rear."
Sign says "Always a Happy Ending."
3."Your ass is mine." -pause moment
by Radon Killer February 20, 2009
Get the pause moment mug.A poser is a person that has no goal to accomplish, other than to irritate those around them in desperate pleas and cries for help.
A person can't be a poser if there is nothing to pose as.
A person that is imitating the acts of their idols or someone else that has accomplished the act in their own time (the past).
A person that claims they are something that they know nothing about is not a poser, they are just ignorant. In fact, maybe you should educate them in your spare time instead of reading this deifinition.
A person that is very young and unwilling to be taught the correct ways of their stereotype (hehehe... I love that definition).
ect.
A person can't be a poser if there is nothing to pose as.
A person that is imitating the acts of their idols or someone else that has accomplished the act in their own time (the past).
A person that claims they are something that they know nothing about is not a poser, they are just ignorant. In fact, maybe you should educate them in your spare time instead of reading this deifinition.
A person that is very young and unwilling to be taught the correct ways of their stereotype (hehehe... I love that definition).
ect.
by Strangergirl October 29, 2005
Get the Poser mug.Usually a person between the ages of 10 and 14, they listen to mtv pop punk bands and actually believe that to be real punk. In reality, these people are too mentally challenged to understand anything.
by JasonAshton February 20, 2003
Get the poser punk mug.some one who becomes emo to fit in/be different/try to be an emo but they r not...........(not related but snaggle)
normal person-hey looser how many times did u cut today?
emo-shut the fuck up *raises arms showing fake cut marks*
normal person-hey fucker those arent real
emo-yes they are i hate my life!!!!
normal person-ur such an emo poser
emo-shut the fuck up *raises arms showing fake cut marks*
normal person-hey fucker those arent real
emo-yes they are i hate my life!!!!
normal person-ur such an emo poser
by stevenhan123 September 18, 2006
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