Plutard

Noun- an object, person, or place that is less than it seems.

Adjective- describing a person place or thing that is less than advertised.

Derived from former-planet-that-couldn't, Pluto. Celestial objects of Pluto's mass are now referred to as plutoids.

"That Jeff... why does he always act like he's a hot shot?"
"Yeah, he's a real plutard."

"Jeff's Saturn that was allegedly a Porsche is plutarded."

by Sue Dunham December 9, 2008

platonic

Platonic means that even if I want to, we better not if we wanna stay platonic or friends period.

it could also mean, I am gay and you are not the same sex, so you don't have a chance in hell

Now that is a platonic relationship between the opposite sex that is never in jeopardy due to possible sexual desires

by cathy & mike December 14, 2007

Plutonian

Adjective form of Pluto. See Pluto

He's so stupid he must have been the inventor of Plutonian Physics!

by Hack The Matrix January 14, 2008

plutonic acid

acid that can burn YOUR FACE OFF PUNK!!

let me throw some of this plutonic acid on yo face perry ko.

by Mukz March 11, 2009

plutepoopsex

pandapoopsex which is a white women and a black man having poop sex, except that the women is replaced with a whiteman and a blackman having poopsex

"Ohh Andrew I loved the plutepoopsex last night"
"Ohh ya Prince Asmiz me too hope it can happen again sometime"

by PrinceAzmiz May 15, 2006

plutt

The sound a man makes when he is masturbating, often refered to as skeet or other sounds

I saw Jessica Simpson and almost plutted in my pants.

by SKANKASAURUS February 24, 2007

platonic love

1. a phrase used to mend the shattered egos of rejected woman and console the emotionally unbalanced state of rebuffed girlfriends.

2. BULLSHIT

Sally: "I am completely enamored with you."
Jack: "I don't love you like THAT sally: it's like, platonic love!"

by Ginny!! December 7, 2007