penis

B movies so laughably bad that they reek of dick, usually found in Walmart's bargain bin (Penis Bin).

Snakes on a Plane is so penis.

by SenorDD October 15, 2006

penis

a dink

i like to rub my penis

by mark September 27, 2003

penis

A hard, round, strong and smooth organ that burst in your mouth @ jus' tha right momment.

J's penis jus' exploded in Alicia's mouth and got all over her shirt.

by DatBytchUWant~~Lala September 1, 2004

Penis

A sexual organ vastly inferior to the clitoris. The penis has half the nerve endings of the clitoris.

Blimey, if that's how sadly you orgasm, you may as well have a penis.

by Da Sex Docta May 13, 2005

penis

a word that gay men look up in the urban dictionary

Why do you look up penis in the urban dictionary you faggots?

by daman555 May 8, 2010

penis

Penis:
-The thing that scares the shit outta you before having sex because you dont know if it's big enough for the girl

-The thing that always makes you ask yourself: "Is it big enough?"

-The only usefull part of a male

-Used for pleasure and sometimes used to give yourslef pleasure

ill always question myself about the size of my penis

by Lucas JG April 18, 2006

peni

a really big penis or a raging flock (multiple)

dude! look at those gay guys peni!

by jjfer April 21, 2006