Pennsylvania piss missile

When you urinate a kidney stone directly into your lover anus during the act of a piss Emema.

Me and old lady were weird and I gave her the old Pennsylvania piss missile and all the worlds problems disappeared.

by Cuckmeat9000 August 9, 2021

dirty penny

1. The place where all men want to stick it but never wnat tolick it.

2. The girl everyone dated in high school

1. If you go down on your girl and it taste like a dirty penny your licking the wrong hole.

2. Ho Ho HO

by Robbie Racecar May 7, 2003

5 penny whore

A whore who is willing to provide services for 5 pennies. No nickels, just 5 pennies.

For his bachelor party, they all chipped in and got a 5 penny whore at the crack house.

by Kod1ak January 23, 2005

pennsylvania values

perhaps the worst idealogy coined by cheesy politicians. Its best explained as "Do not lie,cheat, or steal and do not tolerate those who do.....". Wow

Pennsylvania values, shmensylvania shmalues

by BSuraci October 31, 2006

pentney

someone who does all of the following:

1) pisses himself
2) was a douche last night
3) loves anal penetration
4) is bitter and clingy
5) reads this when i show him
6) lifts up girls' shirts when he dances with them
7) smells like BO
8) gets 0.5 GPA
9) bets someone he can go further with his own sister than they can with theirs
10) has beautifully glazed eyes I'm not gonna lie
11) loses city finals
12) has never won a dodgeball game
13) is still totally sweet

hot chick 1: oh shit that guy with beautiful eyes just lifted up my shirt after pissing himself
hot chick 2: ya and now hes pissing himself and passing out in your bed
hot chick 3: what a Pentney
hot chick 4: ya lets all hook up with him

by levi sara riley curtis February 10, 2008

Pennywise

A mother fucking scary ass clown that is so fucking creepy looking it makes you want to shit your pants. If you ever see pennywise in the sewers either say im not afriad of you or run away like a little bitch

Dude I say pennywise he offered me a blowjob

by Unfortunate cow September 24, 2017

Wet Penny

To eat out a girl who is on the rag. The name stems from the copper taste of the vaginal area while menstruating.

I gave my girlfriend a wet penny last night.

by Katie ra bla bla November 7, 2007