pentney

someone who does all of the following:

1) pisses himself
2) was a douche last night
3) loves anal penetration
4) is bitter and clingy
5) reads this when i show him
6) lifts up girls' shirts when he dances with them
7) smells like BO
8) gets 0.5 GPA
9) bets someone he can go further with his own sister than they can with theirs
10) has beautifully glazed eyes I'm not gonna lie
11) loses city finals
12) has never won a dodgeball game
13) is still totally sweet

hot chick 1: oh shit that guy with beautiful eyes just lifted up my shirt after pissing himself
hot chick 2: ya and now hes pissing himself and passing out in your bed
hot chick 3: what a Pentney
hot chick 4: ya lets all hook up with him

by levi sara riley curtis February 10, 2008

Penney

Otherwise known as "Puhneesha", "Penn State", or "Lil' Penn". The name of the most beautiful girl you know. Rumor has it she is half (Persian) goddess and half human. She is intelligent, adorable, and witty. She has a bootylicious body that makes her a "dime". On top of all of this, she can hold an intellectual conversation. If you know a Penney, you best be makin' moves.

Guy 1: "Yo, you know that Penney chick?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, she's like perfect!"
Guy 1: "MMMMMM!! Oh hell yeah. She can git ittt!!"

by FrankRoberts December 23, 2011

pontney

An adjective to describe something uniquely funky yet classy and often bold. Usually used in terms of style, fashion, jewelry, etc.

The term originated after the stylings of the sisters Pontney, commonly known by their fans as M.Pont and SP.

That outfit is very pontney.

We need to find the most pontney looking jewelry!

by ArthurMurray June 14, 2008

petney

Tyler’s hill billy hoe yeehaw cowgirl

Aye yo did u see petney she let a horse kick a fence at her face

by Lonesome arab November 11, 2019

alex penney

a fat child who is too fat to walk in a grocery store and uses the wheel chairs and likes to eat burritos and has cousins beat up little Russian kids during a pick up football game

holy crap look at that Alex Penney!!!!

by runescape222 December 30, 2008

Dee. L Penney

A Dee Penney is not just a BADASS he is the baddest of all badasses. There is no exception to this ever! In fact he is such a badass most people call him the Pirate of all pirates the only ones who don’t are know as bitches! The Dee Penney will be respected.

The Dee. L Penney is the baddest, of all badasses no exceptions.

by Baddest badasses May 7, 2020

penneys

A really cool kid who does not like limp bizkit

penneys is a cool kid

by billy eck January 11, 2004