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someone who does all of the following:

1) pisses himself
2) was a douche last night
3) loves anal penetration
4) is bitter and clingy
5) reads this when i show him
6) lifts up girls' shirts when he dances with them
7) smells like BO
8) gets 0.5 GPA
9) bets someone he can go further with his own sister than they can with theirs
10) has beautifully glazed eyes I'm not gonna lie
11) loses city finals
12) has never won a dodgeball game
13) is still totally sweet
hot chick 1: oh shit that guy with beautiful eyes just lifted up my shirt after pissing himself
hot chick 2: ya and now hes pissing himself and passing out in your bed
hot chick 3: what a Pentney
hot chick 4: ya lets all hook up with him
pentney by levi sara riley curtis February 10, 2008
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Otherwise known as "Puhneesha", "Penn State", or "Lil' Penn". The name of the most beautiful girl you know. Rumor has it she is half (Persian) goddess and half human. She is intelligent, adorable, and witty. She has a bootylicious body that makes her a "dime". On top of all of this, she can hold an intellectual conversation. If you know a Penney, you best be makin' moves.
Guy 1: "Yo, you know that Penney chick?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, she's like perfect!"
Guy 1: "MMMMMM!! Oh hell yeah. She can git ittt!!"
Penney by FrankRoberts December 23, 2011
An adjective to describe something uniquely funky yet classy and often bold. Usually used in terms of style, fashion, jewelry, etc.

The term originated after the stylings of the sisters Pontney, commonly known by their fans as M.Pont and SP.
That outfit is very pontney.

We need to find the most pontney looking jewelry!
pontney by ArthurMurray June 14, 2008
Tyler’s hill billy hoe yeehaw cowgirl
Aye yo did u see petney she let a horse kick a fence at her face
petney by Lonesome arab November 11, 2019

alex penney

a fat child who is too fat to walk in a grocery store and uses the wheel chairs and likes to eat burritos and has cousins beat up little Russian kids during a pick up football game
alex penney by runescape222 December 30, 2008

Dee. L Penney 

A Dee Penney is not just a BADASS he is the baddest of all badasses. There is no exception to this ever! In fact he is such a badass most people call him the Pirate of all pirates the only ones who don’t are know as bitches! The Dee Penney will be respected.
The Dee. L Penney is the baddest, of all badasses no exceptions.
A really cool kid who does not like limp bizkit
penneys is a cool kid
penneys by billy eck January 11, 2004
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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