Weaponized Assault penguins

A war penguin that will shit all over you if agitated

"James fought three weaponized Assault penguins and they found his body covered in poop.

by MR. THICC October 21, 2020

penga

Penga is another soft term for penis/cock/dick

Often used in situations where such a harsh or uncomfortable word shouldnt be used. Sometimes used in the third person point of view.

Hey, wanna grab hold of my penga?

The penga has hidden powers!

by Ben Cox September 11, 2004

Pengwhale

A person as fat as a whale and as shapeless as a penguin.

That lady ordering a sandwich was such a Pengwhale.

Dude, your aunt is turning into a Pengwhale. She needs exercise!

by RandyRandyO July 19, 2010

purple penguin

Something to fuck with someone's head, so as to lead them astray. Named for the mysterious purple penguin concept art Blizzard hid on their website prior to announcing Diablo 3.

Man, those pirates totally slipped us a purple penguin...we'll never find the secret treasure before them now.

by wetsun June 27, 2008

Penghis Khan

Used to describe something that is generally rather amazing. One must nod as they say it.

"How's your hot chocolate with cinnamon?"

"It's bloody Penghis Khan, that's what it is."

by Maggie T is a Babe October 13, 2009

Sloppy Penguin

the act of ejaculating on a person's inner thighs; which then results in the legs sticking together; this causes the ejaculatee to waddle like a penguin

"After John sloppy penguined Glenn's sister Dubbs, she waddled her way to the bathroom to clean up."

by J-Brizzle January 12, 2006

penguin shit

When a penguin shats, he makes a substance called PENGUIN SHIT

Eat penguin shit you ass belancher

by LUkeAss December 23, 2003