Parsimonious

Adjective:

Definition:
Quite the tight arse.
Uber conservative to the extreme.
One who must urgently flee when their round is due.
Someone who shamelessly announces "I bags the dregs from the public bar drip tray"

Synonyms: frugal, miserly, stingy, tight as a fishes arsehole,

Usage:
During the week after riverfire, daily lunch time punters quickly learned, that Clayton reckons Paul is an olympic class parsimonious cunt.

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so tight-arsed as to be prepared to eat parsnips

that guy is a parsimonious fucker, would rather eat parsnips than carrots

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A word which meaning I can't find. And hence unable to solve today's connection

Is pars same as par

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Flippant remarks do not = (Instructions)
Vague considerations do not = (Instructions)
Calling into question whether or not something is or is not the case does = (An affirmative claim)

Hym Iam "Parse information and be a granular as possible."

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Parsing Identities

Oooooooooooh! I (The Corporeal One) am parsing the the identities incorrectly.

Hym Iam "Ok, I get it now. It's not that you are not parsing the information correctly, I'm not parsing identities correctly as you're swapping me out. OK. Refine that if you can. Otherwise I'll just try harder to figure it our as go."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2026

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