haunted toast

A very charming yet scary piece of Toast, it flies around your room at night and scowls at you while you make Toast. It'll also: bumLURK: at you while you're in the shower or on the can.

This Haunted toast Won't stop watching me poop.

by Surviving June 24, 2017

toasted blowsted

when you see a fetty head knotted out on a mailbox when driving down the east side of cleveland

yo that broad toasted blowsted

by big_badussy January 10, 2022

Toasted Joey

When an absolute rocket melts marshmallows.

For an even cheekier version, add chocolate.

I’m going make some toasted Joey’s tonight

by Lucytherocket December 24, 2020

Toasted Sub

A submissive (sub) who gets stoned (high from smoking weed)

Thats one toasted sub...

by Sabrina Marie 87 December 13, 2020

Toasted Marshmellow

An African American who acts white, black on the outside but warm and googey and white on the inside

Yo, Todd is a toasted marshmellow

by HustleBaby August 24, 2023

abortion on toast

An "abortion on toast" is a situation so bad/ chaotic/disastrous that it cannot escape being a spectacle.. basically it's a shit-show, a train wreck or a dumpster fire. Also, this term came from the Phil hendrie shoe

"Hey Billy, what did you think of the Trump rally"?

Bully a tremendous disaster, truly an. Abortion on toast if ever there was...

by Tedbell666 January 20, 2021

stoner toast

A delicious food made by cooking a bread product (or a similar delicacy such as Tostino's Pizza Rolls) in a toaster oven and topping it with a foodstufs that sounds good in theory but not always in practice.

Dude I got cheesy garlic bread and imitation lobstermeat in the freezer we gotta make stoner toast.

by Kevin M.D. November 11, 2017