Note

1. A small reminder, mentally or physically, of something you think/thought you might forget.

2. The name for a certain tone an instrument makes, or a symbol on a musical score.

"Are you going to actually take notes in class, or are you going to sit there and watch Roblox porn on your tablet again?"

"Dude, shut the fuck up, I'm on Urban Dictionary writing down the definition of note. That was 1 time, alright?! Get off my case.."

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"Can't you play the notes on your piano correctly?"

"I don't play piano, you're gaslighting yourself."

by that guy who took the last one June 29, 2024

Scandal Noted

Created by Pete Holmes, comedian. While referencing a celebrity in a conversation for their popular unique quality, but not in relation to a current or past scandal, saying "scandal noted" acknowledges the issue, and avoids a tangent in the conversation.

"He did run a lot of yards during the this past season, but O.J. Simpson, scandal noted, still holds the record for single-season yards-per-game average. A record 143, that may never be broken."

by Challenger45 June 29, 2024

Scandal Noted

Created by comedian, Pete Holmes. A shortcut phrase to be used when referencing a celebrity, place, or event as an example for something other than a well known negative issue about it. The idea is to avoid the negative event being a distraction from the point of the statement or story. It also acknowledges that the speaker is aware of the scandal, so that discussion is not necessary.

It's true that he ran a lot of yardage this season, and that's impressive. It doesn't beat the record still held by O.J. Simpson, Scandal Noted, of the record for the single-season yards-per-game average at 143.1.

by Challenger45 June 29, 2024

Cuss Note

The note that your 85 year old mother writes to your 53 year old self when she is tried of cleaning up after you and your latest white trash princess trashes her rent house that you live in for free.

"I had to write Jamie a little cuss note the other day because I was tried of cleaning up after his slovenly ways."

by 00NKB July 5, 2024

Texas Sticky Note

The action of masturbating and ejaculating into a tissue, then sticking it on your girlfriend or boyfriends forehead.

Last night, Jones gave Sydney a Texas Sticky Note

by Bricky Ricky July 6, 2024

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are you so bored that you figured out my mac dock order and typed it in to urban dictionary

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by iminhellplshelpahhh July 8, 2024

music note tattoo

Someone with the music note tattoo along their body has shown exceptional skill on the Skin Flute or Sacksophone

Wearers who have tattooed the Music Note on the face have especially high desire to play the Skin Flute often times without even being asked to.

See that Music Note Tattoo on Damiens face? He'll suck your dick raw for free.

by HDTatMan July 10, 2024