No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT
by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024
Get the How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF ITmug. Fucking perfect. Name someone better than a Sebastian. Never less a Norris. Bros jawline massive. His Johnson’s is bigger than the moon. If you name your kid this he will be rich. They will succeed. And thrive
by anonymous December 19, 2023
Get the Sebastian norrismug. by Ally! <3 October 27, 2021
Get the navy..norrismug. Gavin Norris is the name given to a future lead animator and soccer star. A person with this name will always be better than anyone named David, Leonel, Alex, or Franklin. Gavin Norris is the future of our world and will become a millionaire.
by The GZeeeGang March 1, 2019
Get the Gavin Norrismug. A mammal who yells at anything and everything. There are many couriois sounds that come from his anus every 15 minutes. Yelling and farting equals being pationate.
by Fart juice ram July 16, 2017
Get the derek norrismug. People with this middle name need to dangle their balls over a snake pit. The middle name Norris comes from the Latin word that means "the big bald one" which perfectly describes the people that hold this middle name. But seriously, if you have this middle name, bungee jump into a pile of rat dung you piece of ass. If you plan on giving you child this middle name, drop kick your baby please.
by Johnny Kirkland December 3, 2020
Get the Norrismug. Local mystery. It could be any of the 13 personalities depending on what you have to offer. There’s a twist. Give it all you have to give and it will steal the rest. Best way to avoid it is to not look it in the eyes.
Hey did you guys see that Instagram model pushing a shopping cart like she is homeless.
You guys-It’s probably Michaela Mickey Boo Norris!!
You guys-It’s probably Michaela Mickey Boo Norris!!
by BuckhornBoganking October 11, 2021
Get the Michaela mickey boo Norrismug.