seaming nonce

A seaming nonce is a right fat fucker, don’t trust them, they’ll steal all ur canteen money with one waffled

“She such a seaming nonce, can’t stand her”

by Brendon.is.queen December 10, 2021

swaylay nonce

a swaylay nonce is a racist adjective used in northen parts of london as slang for that triangle nonce bin shaped whore

person one:omds that person is such a swaylay nonce its unreal

person two: no way did you say that in public thats racist

by ardarr lollar ardarr lollar February 17, 2020

Nonce

Used by prison staff, to explain the segregation of inmates who were convicted of sex crimes towards children and the other inmates (basically Aaron Quinn)

Aaron Quinn is a nonce he fucked a 12 year old in a box behind Aldi

by Oxford University Dictionary February 5, 2020

Nonce

The guy who is 17 but likes 15 year olds

Tom Hardcock, only for 15 year olds cause he’s a nonce

by Chan31 August 21, 2020

Nonce

Alfie Gibbs / known to go out with younger children / all his girlfriends who are usually under 13 when’s he’s 15 say he’s not a nonce but he’s touched them up twice

Nonce haters:“Alfie your a fucking nonce”

Alfie’s girlfriend :” he’s only three years older than me!”

by NonceHater123 March 14, 2018

Nonce

A jolly good fellow

The man down the road is a nonce

by GirlyPoo May 18, 2021

Turbo Nonce

A high speed paedo

Look at John over there with his zimmer the turbo nonce

by K-Snizzle October 14, 2023