The robotic voice that answers the phone and delivers a very obtuse voice menu in which none of the options deal with the problem you are calling in regards to.
Sally calls the big corporation bank to ask about an issue with her account and a mechanical voice {the phone-bot}answers the phone saying "please listen carefully as our menu options have changed"
by Jypcie February 6, 2009
Get the phone-botmug. A phone purchased in secrecy from a carrier other than the one your gf or wife knows about. Used specifically for booty calls. A number you can give out freely without fear of getting caught.
Last night I took a shower and my gf read my text. I gotta get a booty phone!
I got to work Monday and had four voicemails on the booty phone.
I got to work Monday and had four voicemails on the booty phone.
by 33000 October 11, 2011
Get the booty phonemug. The imaginary phone you have with you when you forget your real phone.
Buxton's Phone is created each time reach for your phone despite the fact it's not with you. It vanishes the moment reality returns you to its terrible clutches. It is extremely lightweight, portable, undetectable by any modern technology, and waterproof, but unfortunately not compatible with any carrier or battery charger.
Buxton's Phone is created each time reach for your phone despite the fact it's not with you. It vanishes the moment reality returns you to its terrible clutches. It is extremely lightweight, portable, undetectable by any modern technology, and waterproof, but unfortunately not compatible with any carrier or battery charger.
Bobby repeatedly reached for his Buxton's Phone every minute for two hours after leaving his real phone in his "sexy pants".
by The Great Bozahn November 2, 2011
Get the Buxton's Phonemug. by Sakura Clicker February 2, 2018
Get the Phone Jobmug. its gone
by Grimace's son January 12, 2018
Get the michaels phonemug. This is the form of a bad habit, which is caused by the actions of constantly looking down for long periods of time at smart phones (iOS, Android, etc.) that eventually results with neck pain, or feeling as if one's neck is strained from being in an uncomfortable position. Phone neck isn't a common problem now, but with technology constantly advancing, and with new innovative ideas for communicating and entertainment on the rise in most modern societies, this will be a reoccurring problem with most people. This all started with the millennials.
BobbyJo: Damn mad, I was talking to Lisa the other day and she completely ignored me since she was on her damn phone. Then she said her neck has been hurting out of the blue.
JT: She probably got that phone neck.
JT: She probably got that phone neck.
by jotahu July 20, 2017
Get the phone neckmug. A person who spends the entire day waiting for a phone call, usually darting their eyes to the phone every few seconds to see if it would start magically ringing. Like a vulture, whenever someone else would like to make a phonecall or receive one, the phone-vulture screams at them to "keep the freaking lines open", and on most occasions rears up to attack.
For cellphone-users, people usually look at the screen every two minutes to see the time, and check their inbox for any unread text-messages.
For cellphone-users, people usually look at the screen every two minutes to see the time, and check their inbox for any unread text-messages.
Fred: Did you see how Jenny was waiting around the phone like that? My grandmother is calling today and she won't let me use it.
Carol: Oh, yeah. She had a one night stand with Tom and he's supposed to call her. Of course he never will, but you know how much of a phone vulture she can be.
Carol: Oh, yeah. She had a one night stand with Tom and he's supposed to call her. Of course he never will, but you know how much of a phone vulture she can be.
by Red_Stump August 25, 2009
Get the Phone vulturemug.