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Maybe Next Year

1. Person 1: I forgot to walk my dogs today.

Person 2: Oh well, maybe next year.
2. Ugly Guy: Hey lets meet up.

Girl: Yeah, maybe next year.
by dolce and gabbana July 18, 2017
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twink next door

A twink that usually lives near a happy family, prowling for DILFS that are tired of their wives. They often are treated as something resembling a side-chick, in straighter terms. Also may be called a homewrecking twink.
"That twink next door stole my fucking husband! My husband is fucking a twink!"
by 1nc_a June 8, 2025
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The Next One

Oh! Right! That last one wasn't supposed to be the next one but I forgot. Parental Dictatorship! One thing you hear a lot is "The had to steal because the needed to feed their family"
Hym "See, this was supposed to be the next one before the alien one but I forgot and then I fell into a convenient rejoinder to this one and here we are. Parental Dictatorship! All of the immoral things are justified if it's done in the name of programming the people I have unquestionable dominion over! And my NEED to have dominion over THEM... Requires me to have dominion over YOU... Which means I need to YOU to cede control of your own behavior... To ME... Because I need to feel as though you are sufficiently under control... And if I DON'T... Well, then I need to find a way to MAKE YOU DEMONSTRATE PERFORMATIVELY that you are willing to allow me to control your behavior to some extent... Because if I'm not in comtrol of you... YOU AREN'T GOING TO CONTROL YOU RIGHT! Parental Dictatorship! It's why when Russell Brand (allegedly) rapes little girls it's 'bound to happen' but when people being kept in an artificial state of poverty do it they need to be 'given hell' by a sniveling, whiney, crybaby bitch of a gomer. He's rich and famous! Why would he NOT think he's just gets to do whatever he wants? And he's a parent now! So, he's redeemed. Redemption by way of a women shitting out a fuck-trophy for him. He's been anointed by the priestess and is, therefore, ome of the chosen."
by Hym Iam December 30, 2023
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page number next

page number next is the number of the next page you will be turning to. It could pretty much mean any page in the book you are reading, but my teacher seems to get along fine telling us to go to page number next and page blue book.
Alright students, turn to page number next in the other book.

What was your favorite part of the book Cathy?
Well, I especially enjoyed page number next when that thing said that stuff.
Ooh, that's my favorite part too.
by Big mac or Mac Attack June 29, 2008
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mikey next door

u know Mikey next door

ye that fat nigga

he always down bad
by joseph mommah November 2, 2020
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cassette Tapes Is Bachlut's Music Notes: Angel Jose Robles (Fidel Ángel's next father): The Subnatural Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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The most unfunny and unoriginal comment you can ever find on a YouTube
short.
Unfunny person: "never let them know your next move, purple"

Person with brain: "Stfu"
by CumSockLicker April 6, 2023
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