New Jersey

The land of the insane and stupid.

" I once saw a guy from New Jersey try to jump in a lake from 40 feet in the air from a cliff"

by idiotnumero1 March 8, 2021

New Jersey

A tiny island across the sea that regulates the price of tea, where everything is legal.

(example 1)

Hamilton: Where is this happening?

Philip: Across the river in Jersey

Hamilton and Philip: Everything is legal in New Jersey

(Example 2)

Seabury: I pray the king shows you his mercy

Hamilton: Is he in Jersey?

(Example 3)

Hamilton: don't debate with me, why should a tiny island across the sea regulate the price of tea?

Burr: Alexander, please.

by PhilipTheBestPoet June 28, 2019

New Jersey Love Letter

A note that reads "I'm pregnant, call me" left under your wiper blade.

Sarah left me a New Jersey Love Letter, when my wife and I were eating at the restaurant!

by Bob from the shore February 5, 2025

New Jersey Window Washer

Hook up with a girl with glasses, and jizz on her glasses, then proceed to take a squeegee and clean it off after she couldn't see where she was going and has walked into every piece of furniture in the room.

I was bored after we hooked up, so I gave her the New Jersey Window Washer and she almost knocked over my bookshelf.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

New Jersey

Terrible, terrible place. Everyday innocent New Yorkers are forced to drive there for work. Literal garbage.

I have to go to hell this weekend.

Dont you mean New Jersey?

by Not goatpersonv2 July 5, 2021

new jersey cartwheel

A sexual act in which a male puts both his legs behind his head, and lays flat on his back while he is naked. The male then has a female partner give him the act of pegging.

Female: Yo babe, tonight, I wanna do something a little freaky. I want to do a New Jersey Cartwheel
Male: I think we need to see other people

by Sacrid May 4, 2016

New jersey

New Jersey is between DE, PA, NY and the ocean. If you were from the part of New Jersey outside New York, you're from North Jersey (not New York), and if you're from the part of New Jersey outside Philly, you're from South Jersey (not Philly). Most people from New Jersey already know that and would have it no other way. Going to Philly for events, dining, shopping, to visit people, and so on isn't having started life there. Knowing a few people there doesn't make them the people you started your life around.

New Jersey is between a lot of different things up north, though most people don't confuse it with anything else.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020