gentlemans mustard

A spicy alternative to the often-used saying "Gentlemans Relish" – meaning semen. Usually when it has been tainted by the consumption of spicy food.

"Sheila, why are you're eyes so red?"
"Oh nothing, it's just our Bruce gave my face a blast of his gentlemans mustard this morning, and I was so enamoured with the way he was pumping his old boy that I forgot to close my eyes before it was too late"

by What a Hampton November 29, 2016

Mustard Footlong

oh boy boy
hot a dog beats and weanie steamy nothing hot
mustard footlong up little dingle stadium oughta a this dong jazz
is good weaner now lookin a that

Who asked? Mustard Footlong didn't.

by anonymous December 18, 2020

mustard jar

What you say when you shoot big-ass lasers

player 1:OMG i found a weapom
player 2:SHOOT IT BITCH
player1: MUSTARD JAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by QWRTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVNMPOIUYT May 21, 2018

Mustard and Cheddar

When you blow your nose into a labia that is infected with yeast.

“Yo I just gave my bitch a Mustard and Cheddar.”
“Me next.”

by dicksucklord July 11, 2025

Mustard man

A very bent man

Mustard man is lgbtq and poopoo at fortnite

by Hrrry February 4, 2022

Love mustard

Semen, cum, sperm, vaginal secretion.

That hooker last night swallowed all of my love mustard.

by LoveRottie November 30, 2018

Yoboi Mustard

Yoboi Mustard is a sexy ass rapper from Moreno Valley,California he’s a future legend in the rap game he’s nothing but a Pure Gasser,A Goat in his city,His music is pure gold and hard.Real Artist.

Yo You listen to Yoboi Mustard?
Yoboi Mustard music is fire
Yoboi Mustard is goated

by James Rain January 25, 2022