milwaukee mustache

Giving oral sex to a female during their ovulation cycle, thus leaving a red "mustache" on ones upper lip.

Bro, my girl was on her period lastnight when I ate her out, and left me with a Milwaukee mustache!

by Agent_Hollywood January 2, 2018

double mustache

When one possesses both a traditional mustache and a unibrow at the same time (typically seen in Spanish populations and feminists).

"Look at Becky with her equality sign, shes sporting a double mustache"

by ChitchoCee February 7, 2018

massachusetts mustache

When a large, red headed woman on her period sits on your face, usually in the 69 position, leaving a blood red mustache. Named after Massachusetts for the prevalence of red heads of Irish descent in the Massachusetts area.

"I'm on my period, but since you're a real man you'll still eat me out, and I'll reward you with a Massachusetts Mustache".

by Sweeturkraut November 11, 2018

mrs mustache

a very fat old lady that is bossy and has a thick mustache

GET TO WORK!!!

Me:ok mrs mustache

by mcvlis;oicj;lzvpJC ;bixv[ouvso April 25, 2019

Minnesota Mustache

Like a Dirty Sanchez but you gotta root a little farther North

I had a Minnesota Mustache last week, my girlfriend is still smelling that shit!

by Hawksinger November 1, 2019

Turkish Mustache

When you get played for a pickle by a tranny when you go to eat them out and end up with balls on your lip

Briar: Duuuuude
Jeff: What's up bro?
Briar: Grace totally gave me a Turkish Mustache!

by jeff medrala November 25, 2019

Pink Mustache

When you cum in a girl on her period and then eat her out

Man, last night I fucked this chick on her period. Then I ate her out. Walked out of there with a pink mustache

by Barbnig April 19, 2020