Guy: So what do you do for fun?
Girl: I like to play watch movies, listen to music, and hang out with friends, you?
-Guy has signed off-
Girl to random friend: He totally just Illinois Maled me!
Girl: I like to play watch movies, listen to music, and hang out with friends, you?
-Guy has signed off-
Girl to random friend: He totally just Illinois Maled me!
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When someone has a mole on their body and it has so many hairs, that slightly curl, growing out of it that it looks like a spider.
Jim: Dude, did you see Bob's spider mole?!
George: Ya man! It looked like it was gonna pop off and crawl all over him
Jim: Ya it's pretty nasty
George: Ya man! It looked like it was gonna pop off and crawl all over him
Jim: Ya it's pretty nasty
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This is when in a relationship, there is a man (the dominant) that takes the sexual lead and responsability with his sub (the submisive) who is more commonly a woman, altought this also aplies to gay people and even others.
Of course, as the "Soft" sugest, this relationship is not focused on been abusive nor humilliating. Is about psychology, is natural for men to have fantasies and desires of been big, strong, and powerfull. And viceversa with women, who commonly depicts thelselfs as smol beans who wants hugs and kisses.
Sexually, this is traslated like this: The male takes pleasure in organizing and making love to his sub, feeling his masculinity and power reafirm. And the sub takes pleasure in been protected, cared and satisfing his doms needs.
A very important component of this is Safe, Sane, and Consensual (SSC) where both parties are having sex with protection or while take any safetly precaution, both the male and his sub and completly aware and conscient of what are they doing, and when they both give explicit permits to play with their bodies.
Bonus points if the guy is very insecure about himself and the sub is very bratty and hornier that him!
This is when in a relationship, there is a man (the dominant) that takes the sexual lead and responsability with his sub (the submisive) who is more commonly a woman, altought this also aplies to gay people and even others.
Of course, as the "Soft" sugest, this relationship is not focused on been abusive nor humilliating. Is about psychology, is natural for men to have fantasies and desires of been big, strong, and powerfull. And viceversa with women, who commonly depicts thelselfs as smol beans who wants hugs and kisses.
Sexually, this is traslated like this: The male takes pleasure in organizing and making love to his sub, feeling his masculinity and power reafirm. And the sub takes pleasure in been protected, cared and satisfing his doms needs.
A very important component of this is Safe, Sane, and Consensual (SSC) where both parties are having sex with protection or while take any safetly precaution, both the male and his sub and completly aware and conscient of what are they doing, and when they both give explicit permits to play with their bodies.
Bonus points if the guy is very insecure about himself and the sub is very bratty and hornier that him!
Wife: "BABY PLEASE SLAM MY HEAD INTO THE WALL AND DESTROY MY SMALL PUSSY PLEASE MAKE ME YOUR FUCKTOY PLEASEEEEE DOMINATE ME!"
Husband: "No! You are my wife and i love you! I will gently foreplay you until you are ready for piv, them we will have sex and YOU WILL ENJOY IT AND I WILL NOT HURT YOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
Wife: "NYAAAAA! YOUR MERCFULL SOFT MALEDOM JUST MAKES ME MORE WET AAAAAAA!"
Husband: "No! You are my wife and i love you! I will gently foreplay you until you are ready for piv, them we will have sex and YOU WILL ENJOY IT AND I WILL NOT HURT YOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
Wife: "NYAAAAA! YOUR MERCFULL SOFT MALEDOM JUST MAKES ME MORE WET AAAAAAA!"
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