It is when you do something very dumb to declare youself that you traveled to the U.S. state, Michigan.
Jaden: You neva been to michigan if you neva done this befo
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Carlos: I guess he went to michigan.
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Carlos: I guess he went to michigan.
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You should've seen the girl Larry picked up the other day, he took out to the lake and gave her the Michigan Mike
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The act can be done with any genital hole. But it is more commonly the urethra.
The act can be done with any genital hole. But it is more commonly the urethra.
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