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making the mother of all omelettes here 

phrase said in the dramatic final boss fight in metal gear rising revengence.

if you want an expected outcome you shouldn't focus on the in-between.
if i wants huge ōmleht i must go through with force. don't care about egg shells, makes my dish healthy.

1) start here
2) this part is not important
3) you have a giant nuke to send towards Russia and made the USA anarchist.
Armstrong: "MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE, JACK! CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY EGGG!!!!"

Raiden: 🤨 🗿" you're not greedy, YOUR BATSHIT INAAASEE!!!!"

like-mining 

Attempting to get as many people as possible, or just a particular individual, to like your post on a social networking site such as facebook.
Example 1:
Person 1: Why do you post so much stuff?
Person 2: Like-mining, bro, I do it for the likes.
Person 1: I think you may have insecurity issues.
Person 2: Fuck off and mind your own business, asshole.
Person 1: My point has been proven.

Example 2:

Guy 1: Dude, that girl that I was telling you about just posted a pick of her at a feminism rally.
Guy 2: This is your chance, man. Post a photo in support of women's rights; she'll like it and you'll win brownie points with her.
Guy 1: You want me to like-mine? Isn't it a bit ironic for me to post a photo supporting women's rights and at the same time attempt to manipulate a woman?
Guy 2: It's persuasion, not manipulation. And who gives a shit? Aren't you just trying to get laid?
Guy 1: Yeah, but ... this is quite a quagmire
like-mining by Philosofree November 8, 2014

Keep making that face, It’ll get stuck like that

Shut your face; fuck off; Stop making that asshole face.
Keep making that face, It’ll get stuck like that

bedroom mirror miming 

Dancing and singing like a popstar alone in your bedroom, usually in front of a mirror. Normally involves holding a hairbrush as a microphone.
A: I was bedroom mirror miming to Phil Collins last night.

B: Seriously?

A: But Seriously, yh
bedroom mirror miming by br1xlad September 15, 2010

making a pickle 

The act of a lonely woman using a large cucumber as a substitute for a man's penis for her sexual pleeasure.
Where is Mary? She's up in her room making pickles
making a pickle by pbrown September 7, 2005

Mikinley 

the name of the cutest baby in the world.
Wow that baby was cute, Ya but no Mikinley
Mikinley by MommaK April 21, 2010