deep tissue massage

A massage that includes a handjob

That woman offers deep tissue massage so I guess I am going to get a handjob

by bigolddumbass December 17, 2008

sext messages

Text messages of an erotic nature. The sms version of phone/cyber sex

We were exchanging sext messages all last night. It was really hot. She's such a tease though...

by Stina-bioch! November 27, 2007

Massage

When a lawyer researches something to death so he can continue billing the client on the same matter.

Erik massaged the regulations until the client moaned.

by Joyce DeWhat July 26, 2009

massage

Rubbing someone on the back,leg,thigh,but,chest,hips,feet and toes.
This will allow you to relax and enjoy after a long day a work or fight with wife/husband!

where do you want be to massage
vagina please,thanks

by James McDonagh June 9, 2015

sports massage

A sports massage is a regular massage, but the masseur oils a guy's cock & balls and jacks him off with a finger or two up the dude's asshole.

I like Jaime -- he gives one hell-of-a sports massage!

by USAF Cadet September 5, 2021

Massage Chair Sex

You set your massage chair all the way up to the top and on percussion, and have your partner rest his/her head on the part of the chair where the percussion is happening. You then place your penis inside your partners mouth for your enjoyment.

Massage Chair Sex is recommended if your partner is handicapped

by URMOMS POGOSTIK November 9, 2009

Russian Massage

A hand job hand job

Yo bitch, come give me a Russian Massage!

by Mount. St. Smooth November 10, 2004