guard mentality

Guard mentality is the mentality of a person on a defense oriented state of mind. He (or she) interprets sentances stated towards the person in a negative or insulting manner.

Dude that guy there has a total guard mentality

by Operator May 13, 2004

Mental blackface

when you cause someone who is not black to think about themselves as black or imagin themselves as a black character.

Mental blackface is telling your asian girlfriend she is like Beyoncé.

by Ehines September 25, 2017

mental pupcakes

An inability or unconscious reluctance to escape the inertia of negativity. In short, the inability to pull one's head out one's own ass. (See "mental pupcakes.")

"I'm not good enough for this audition tomorrow, Jennifer. I've got to call in sick." "Nonsense, Brad! You're a brilliant actor! You're just having mental pupcakes."

by namoroni September 23, 2005

Mental Ghetto

A state of mind where you feel crummy, bitter, and depressed. Pretty much like a dirty ghetto neighborhood.

Many people feel like this on a daily basis. Thus being in a mental ghetto.

by Yuki Maara June 13, 2017

mental midget

Brad Lidge

See MLB 2009 Regular Season
See MLB 2009 playoffs

I never should have bet the Phillies in my MLB parlay... Brad Lidge can't close games and gets so easily rattled when he puts runners on base. That guy is a mental midget. Fucking Brad Lidge....

by payday0023 November 4, 2009

island mentality

(n.) The idea that you are better than everybody else, usually true.

My island mentality forces me to shit down the throats of every foreign riff raff that dares to offend. Consider yourselves warned, before you consider yourselves smoten!

by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004

corporate mentality

Large-scale practice of committee mentality within a corporate entity, (see corporate personhood).

To my phone company: You reassigned this phone number to me 6 months after you took it away from the deadbeat who didn't pay his phone bill. Why can't you understand that it's no longer his phone number? Just because you can't find him, is no cause to harass me!

Another person to his phone company: Of course I received your message that the replacement for my broken phone is ready to pick up - just as soon as I got the replacement phone and checked for messages.

Me to the Yellow Pages publisher: Of course I wanted to be listed in the yellow pages under my business name. You offered me a listing in the Yellow Pages because I'm listed as a business in the white pages didn't you? Do you see anyone else listed in the Yellow Pages by their personal name?

by Downstrike November 11, 2004