Mastearbathing

The art of masturbating while crying in a bathtub.

I was so done, I was mastearbathing for a good hour

by SuperFatDragon January 2, 2019

Matted

To fuck something up despite best intentions

Wow! He really matted that pint-it’s basically all head.

by Also your mum January 31, 2019

matter

the last name of a amazing person. this person is very heart warming and likes to cuddle. they are super swaggy

matters keep you warm.

by gage deibert February 18, 2019

martearia

Loveable, kind hearted and petty. One who takes no tea for the fever. One who is wise but shares knowledge with a select few. Becomes savage when pissed.

Martearia is a really nice until you piss her off, she is Savage.

by Cutie 10-4 February 21, 2019

Mattatouie

A really really fuckin dumb ass kid

Yo matt why you such a mattatouie

by Matt=cockgobble April 1, 2019

Matteo Bellini

An Italian King wiwith a massie Italian personality however his dong is virtually non existent. He was given a lisp for the good of humankind otherwise all women would be uncontrollably attracted to him.

"You're very similar to Matteo Bellini in terms of your penis length Vanessa. Now go down on me."

by a.straight.guy June 24, 2019

Mattayo

Mattayo is a very genuine person, he’s real and you have to appreciate him when you have him. He will do anything for his girlfriend but he can act heartless. He’s an amazing personality but is also very protective

Oh did you see Mattayo with his girlfriend today

Oh yes they’re so cute together

by u kno i’m not cappin June 25, 2019