Super Master Ass Blaster

One who is exceptionally skilled in all types of combat.

Whoa! Bruce Lee was the Super Master Ass Blaster of his time

by The SARS Volta August 6, 2005

masterbation

The endearing way grade schoolers spell the act of spanking the monkey or fucking Manuela and her 5 sisters

According to ancient myth, masterbation gives you hairy palms

by Hugh G Rection February 18, 2005

Master

One being king of his domain

Goodbye George Lucas, Joss Whedon is my master now

by Karyn June 7, 2005

Bait the Master

A common mis-use of the word Masturbate, when reversed it says Bate Mastur.

Guy 1-"I'm going to go Bait the Master tonight!"
Guy 2-"Why are you telling me this?"

by MrMagic October 26, 2007

Shit Face Cock Master

A person of the human race that is a piece of shit; also see Pancheri

Ms.Pancheri is a shit face cock master

by Rob August 22, 2003

slave and master

Kinky sexual acts doing with controling your partner.

"Tonight I want some S&M! I'll be the master ;)"

by sarah February 8, 2004

masterbaiter

MASTERBAITER: A MASTERBAITER is the fisherman in charge of the blessing of the bait ceremony on East Coast offshore fishing boats. This duty involves the assembling of the entire fishing crew around a large circular bait tub filled with dead herring. When the crew is fully assembled the MASTERBAITER gives the order to the crew "LET THE MASTERBAIT BEGIN" at which time the circle jerk gets busy till every last dumfuk blows a charge a spunk in the bait tub. Then they go fishin, think about it the next time yer eatin fish n chips.

MASTERBAITER Ya know Jake, i been MASTERBAITER on this ol wooden hulled girl fer eleven years now. When i first gut permoted i know fukkin well the men had bigger dicks.
Yup, yer right Percy, comes ta mind that feller from Canada.
Now there was a lad with some proud flesh. Why that hog leg hung near ta his boot tops. He blew a wad clear ta the far side a the bait tub an hit Angus in the eye, near fukkin blinded em. Well Percy, somebody's gotta be MASTERBAITER but fer the few extre bucks you kin have it ol salt. See ya later.

by Isack Sack January 8, 2009