Math Tutor

A mysterious creature who is willing to help with math. A math tutor is like-liked by many. Often seen wearing the "AE" hoodie, great sense of fashion. A math tutor enjoys drawing his legs to him and does not need to use a pillow when sleeping. Very skilled in physics. Always open to kisses. Also widely known as MT.

"The raspberry shit last night was so good"- MT
"You mean that raspberry lemonade?"-Random Slut
"No that definitely had alcohol in it."-MT
"No it did not. You're such a Math Tutor."- Random Slut

"Can I have a shot?"- MT
"Sure but I don't have a chaser."- Hoe 147
"I don't need it. It's 80 proof." MT
Math Tutor takes the shot coughs and eyes water fiercely.
"What is that shit?"- MT

by Sarah Beathands November 13, 2010

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math homework

the most stupid useless crap ever

ew math homework

by samhurleyisbae444777 November 12, 2019

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Math Tutoring

An amazing excuse to bring a chick over so you guys can hook up on a regular basis; Math tutor = friend with benefits

Guy 1: Hey, what are you doin' after school today?

Guy 2: Oh, Patricia's coming over for math tutoring.

Guy 1: Oh damn! Get some!

*they high five*

by spiderman313 December 01, 2009

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Math Lab

A place where a bunch of Chinese people go to get lit up. Kind of like a meth lab but for Chinese people.

Chinese Guy: Ay dude I did sooo much math last night at my friend's math lab.
White Guy: Uh what?
Chinese Guy: Dude you know, the stuff that gets you jacked up? Dude my eyes man are so red from staying up last night doing math...

by The_Illumorati January 20, 2016

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