mass com

Weight watchers unite practice mass communication before mass communion.
Joining mass com has taken a real weight off my shoulders.
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Weapon of Mass Destruction

abbr:WMD

n:
1: A really destructive weapon that Iraq doesn't, didn't and will never have.
2: A really big dick
3: A shit that makes a really loud noise when it splashes

v:
throw a Weapon of Mass Destruction
opp: be peaceful
1: Throw a nuclear bomb or something really destructive somewhere
2: Ejaculate a lot of well... ejaculate inside of a woman (also called pull a Weapon of Mass Destruction)
3: Ejaculate a lot of well... ejaculate anywhere (also called pull a Weapon of Mass Destruction through masturbation)

pull a Weapon of Mass Destruction
syn: perform a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1: Ejaculate a lot of well... ejaculate inside of a woman
2: When you shit too hard you wake up the entire family on a Christmas Night

through masturbation
1: Ejaculate a lot of well... ejaculate anywhere

acting in a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1: Acting in a porno performing a Weapon of Mass Destruction
2: Acting in a great movie that's for certain to win an Oscar
3: Acting in an awful movie that's for certain not to even get a viewer
4: Acting in a comedy

adj:
1: A jerk/someone who hurts people's feelings
n:
1:Iraq doesn't have any Weapons of Mass Destruction.
2:She likes my Weapon of Mass Destruction.
3:I pulled a Weapon of Mass Destruction and woke up the fam.

v:
throw a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1:Harry Truman threw a Weapon of Mass Destruction to Japan.
2:I threw a Weapon of Mass Destruction inside of her!
3:I threw a Weapon of Mass Destruction on my desk!

pull a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1:I pulled a Weapon of Mass Destruction inside of her!
2:I pulled a Weapon of Mass Destruction and woke up the fam.

through masturbation
1:I pulled a Weapon of Mass Destruction through masturbation on my desk!

acting in a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1:Did you hear that Dick acted in a Weapon of Mass Destruction?
2:Tom Cruise has acted in quite a few Weapons of Mass Destruction.
3:I've acted in so many Weapons of Mass Destruction that I want to fucking die!
4:Harry Klynn, Greek comedian, has of course acted in a Weapon of Mass Destruction.

adj:
1:John is a fucking Weapon of Mass Destruction!
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weapon of mass destruction

big ass weapons that destroy other people or things with one blow and could leave big after affects
That is a big ass WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION that could basically nuke the fucking world!
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negative mass

A form of mass that repels, not attracts.
Expressed as: -1 kg
Guy 1: I'll put negative mass in my friend's bed so he can't sleep.
- later -
Guy 2: WHY CAN'T I GET IN MY BED?!?!?!?
by themastermcadochemist March 15, 2020
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Mass Logoff

When a group of people upset with the working conditions of a remote job log off/resign at the same time. Common during the "Great Resignation" where benefits of unemployment outweigh the wage of being employed
Let's do a mass logoff because we haven't hired anyone in months
by Martini Drysdale November 19, 2021
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mass dm

automatically sent messages to the entirety of a users friendslist
I just mass dmed my friendslist the server invite
by Xenko On Timing June 01, 2024
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Mass Horde

Group of idiot teenagers who dress like valley girls/wankstas or just like douches in general. They go to festivals like the OCF, photosynthesis and Hemp fest because they have hippie/new age parents. They only go to try and get wasted and laid or to try and get free weed. They generally act like they are way better than everyone else and tend to piss people off. If they aren't with their horde they can be seen texted their horde so they can re-group.
Person 1: "Did you see that douche just ask out my sister? What is he even doing here? He's not a hippie at all."

Person 2:"He's just part of the mass horde. His parents are pretty chill though."
by supaninja666 July 21, 2011
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