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Mariah

Really fake bitch, kind of ugly with no sense of humour at all. likes to spread her legs to all the guys but smells like fish
by dinosaursareprettycool August 30, 2019
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Mariah Carey

A great singer for pop music. is currently married to nick cannon.
Gossiper: hey i heard mariah carey and nick cannon are gonna have a child?
2nd gossiper: yah, i'd call her a cougar haha
by jesse091432 March 14, 2009
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Mariah

The most stupidest girl alive because she let her best friend get away. Mariah is a girl who is after every boy. And to her a boy is more important than her best friend.If she would be with her best friend she forgive her.
Best friend : Mariah plz answer me !

Mariah :(ignoring her)
by Emily Rodriguez November 1, 2017
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Mariahed

When a Semi hot- hot girl hangs out with tons of guys and leads them all on just to get things out of them and have fun. If i guy is getting mariahed he is getting his time thrown down the drain
Dude jeff is totally getting mariahed did you see thouse pictures on facebook.. man i feel bad..
by Youknowmelolololol November 1, 2009
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Marathon

A race attempted by a loarge assortment of idiots who lack the coordination or ability to use the basic skill of running in a real sport. Instead they decide to run for hours on end for no apparent reason. Marathons are oftenly described as "fun" by these morons for reasons unknown to the sane part of society. These retards also enjoy the loss of the ability to walk, run, move, fuck, for the 2 days following the Marathon.
Bob: "I'm running the boston Marathon "Jim"
Jim: "How long is it Bob"
Bob: "40 miles"
Jim: "Your a retard Jim"
by Austin Kennedy July 19, 2006
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Marijhaene

1. God given medicine.
2. God's gift to mankind.
3. Spiderman's lover
4. A hard candy.
5. A woman's vagina.
6. Another name for Marijuana

6a. weed, bud, reefer, pot, hash, ganja, chonke, cat nip, greens.
6b. Marijhaene minute - The extended period of time it takes a pothead to get anything done.
6c. Marijhaene time - Time to smoke pot and ponder.
1. All the doctor's pills in the world cant stop my buddy's MS shakes like Marijhaene.
2. and God saith, "Let there be happiness!" and there was marijhaene.
3. Marijhaene Parker and Peter Parker had a child together and she had super spider powers as well.
4. This marijhaene taste soooo sweet!
5. That girl had a sweet marijhaene!
6. I like to smoke that marijhaene.

6a. Smoke the marijhaene.
6b. Damn, it took me a marijhaene minute to realize were out of pot!
6c. Man, it's been a long day. I think it's marijhaene time.
by VajAyna April 21, 2011
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Marites

The Karen of the Philippines. They usually subscribe to sources like Banat By, Mocha Uson, or other unreliable pages on Facebook and other social media platforms. Frequently posts 'cures' and other conspiracy theories with video thumbnails that has big cheesy fonts. Member of countless pro-government Facebook echo-chambers (only Facebook). Usually uncommon IRL. Although suspecting aunties can be one of them.
(in Tagalog) "Tumahimik ka Marites, delete mo na ang post mo!"

(English) "Shut up Marites, just delete your post!"
by graymanboi June 13, 2020
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