A Maria

Term used to describe a girl flatter than a 12th grade physics text book with an ass like an ironing board and a chest so flat people mistake her for a man

Walking down the street I saw A Maria and her flat ass made me regret stepping outside

by Light_Skin_Jedi May 14, 2020

maria

The new Maryjane, weed.

"we don't call it Maryjane no more baby, we call that shit, Maria"- Maria by Lil Wyte

by bigbillybob September 1, 2009

Maria Elena

This is an ancient name. Derived from a culture of very short women who were incredibly skinny. They typically drank large amounts of wine and smoked incredible amounts of tobacco. They were known mostly for the size of their feet. Described as "canoe feet," they were seen in ancient cave carvings as having feet large enough to walk on water. The culture could be found around the area now known as Mar del Plata, Argentina. Due to the whiteness of their skin, they are also described as "Ghost women." Obsessed with stones, they were usually found sitting on flat labradorites which cause the flatness of their butts. Despite these shortcomings, they were also known as being very sweet to their friends, no matter what their friends did.

Wow, that movie was intense, I almost cried like a Maria Elena.

by miamibeachbum April 12, 2010

Maria

A heartless bitch who only thinks about herself. She is narcissist Who loves t manipulate people and ruin people’s family.

Did you hear what Maria lied about?

by Idkwhattoputforname September 5, 2018

Maria

A nickname for Molly or other wise known for ecstasy or MDMA. So instead of using molly as they do in the U.S.A. They would refer to Molly as Maria in Mexico or anywhere south of the border. Also they would refer to samba or tango or dance with her. When they "dancing" they are really referencing to using the drug.

"Hey Jose wanna go meet maria?"

" Yeah, okay Pedro I hope she will let me dance with her."

by Words of the day November 14, 2013

Maria Peppler

A girl that is always hyped up on sugar and soda. She gives great advice when one needs her to give it, she knows how to have fun, but she can not seem to sit still while she does anything. Nevertheless, she is loved by all.

"Is that girl on crack or sumtin?"
"nope, that is just Maria Peppler."

by ROTFLMAO69 February 6, 2010

Maria COY-OY

to perform or participate in an

Asian or Hispanic activity.
particularly something cultural

person 1. what are you doing later?

person 2. uhmm im going china town with my dad

person 1. wow maria coy-oy much.. chink !

by secretsally January 8, 2010