mutual scratchation

when embracing another, whether standing or lying on your side, each person scratches the other's back simultaneously

when saying goodbye to a close friend, I always enjoy mutual scratchation.

by sydvic March 28, 2011

muthafukjonson

a. Phrase used when highly dissapointed, irrated or upset after expections have not been met.
origin: Afghani with broken english(aka The Kid) uses this phrase when proper english term can not come to mind.
b. Nickname given to people who constantly dissapoint or fail at all tasks.

c. When no other word comes to mind, mothafukjonson!
TERM USED BY HUNDREDS OF US MILITARY AND CONTRACTORS ALIKE ON UNDISCLOSED BASE IN AFGHANISTAN

Tim: Hey Kid, you have my car ready yet?
The Kid: No, muthafukjonson!, 3 oclock come back

Brian: You get those papers on i left on your desk?

Jesse: MUTHAFUKJONSON!

Phil: Watch me make this shot,(misses shot) MUTHAFUKJONSON!

Rob: hey man you got 2 flat tires.
Dan: MUTHAFUKJONSON!

by sharing's caring August 22, 2011

mutt puff

Air ejected from the canine arse. A dog fart.

The dog let loose an unholy mutt puff in the car this morning.

by Bengerman Porcter October 20, 2013

Mute Moaner

Someone who makes no noise during sex.

Frank says that Katie is a mute moaner, which doesn't turn him on.

by Unknown Pseudonym October 28, 2013

Mutroom Tip

A big red Clifford that is occurred when you spot a Dayum squesha, she must have triple z's and a bubble butt

I saw this squesha and she gave me the fattest Mutroom Tip, I lost the challenge

by Fezoh November 22, 2013

mutemode

when someone decides to keep quiet and not talk at all.

I'm on mutemode.

by coolheart February 12, 2014

Mutti Mutti

A person who possesses great Basket Weaving skills and praises the one and only, Dat So La Lee.

Hello Mutti Mutti, get ready to weave some Baskets today!

by Jeffary September 2, 2014