mud shovel

Using your tongue to clean someone's anus.

I just took a huge dump and my ass is a mess, could you mud shovel me?

by DougPGH January 3, 2011

mud mantis

a lesser known derogatory term for those of african american descent usually referring to those who need a good bath

That damn mud mantis has been wearing that same shirt for the past three days!

by hater bob July 20, 2008

Mud Pipe

Refers to your anus and is generally used when talking about a promiscuous woman. The word is often used when describing a sexual encounter or sexual event that happened. The word is never said around women and usually used with "Bros".

"Yeah, so she let me put it in her mud pipe last night"
"Dude I need to change that sheets ever time we do it in the mud pipe."
"Yo you think thats good? Wait till you try her mud pipe."

by L Clock August 19, 2009

Mud monkey

A nickname given to army cadets by Air cadets because they are often found rolling around in the mud

Unfortunately we will be joined by Mud monkeys on our next camp, cadets.

by poshboi April 10, 2015

mud butt

a severe case of diarrhea.

My friend Kris ate bad sushi last night and today he has mud butt.

by EVCESQ January 30, 2007

Mud-slinger

1) One who slanders others.
2) A maker of pottery, usually on a potters wheel. This is due to the fact that as the wheel spins it "slings" slip or mud.

1) "The political party representative was mud-slinging his opposition."

2) "As a mud-slinger the artist produces some beautiful bowls and cups."

by Brenda November 26, 2003

mud merchant

Someone who takes it in the ass.

French people are mud merchants.

by Testicules Popsofolot March 14, 2003