capital letters

not "all caps" just when you use a capital letter at the beginning of a sentence. it's like being formal but being formal in a no formal conversation is weird. so don't :)

friend 1: "Hey want to go out tonight? I found a nice place. What you think?"

friend 2: "ig it looks nice but why are you talking with capital letters..? it's to formal and weird, go look it up"

by drippyboi11 March 10, 2021

Beth's letter

1. When a girl cums on your face cuz you hum really loudly into ther minge.

2. A request to attend a birthday party because the person who's birthday it is is a gorgeous sex queen who makes anyones day seem better. Also, see human ecstasy

"Just because I'm vocalling you in the gash doesn't mean you get ot give me a Beth's letter."

by Sugar_81 May 6, 2008

cover letter

Letters for people who don't like letters. Kind of like computer letters, only more stupid stuff that no one uses.

I write cover letters so I have no friends.

by C. Frey August 22, 2006

Mo and Lester

The 2 deadliest rapist of all time. They are especially fond of rodents (rats, mini-pigs, gerbils, household hand-held pets, and dont forget shrimp), for they have recently changed to beastiality. You dont want to know anymore of these 2, other than................

they gonna getchya.

Mo and Lester gonna getchya.

by Knave #1 January 5, 2008

letter snot

This is what you get when you try to type in fancy characters like É or ó, and you get garbage instead. From the expression "letters not (what they should be)".

Called mojibake ("character change") in Japanese, krakozyabry ("childish scribbles") in Russian, and Buchstabensalat ("character salad") in German, among others.

The page was supposed to have Chinese on it, but all I saw as letter snot.

by jevanyn October 14, 2009

Letter of apology

Whe one loses 6-0 in a game of Pro Evolution Soccer, one must submit a letter of apology to the victor, pinning it to the wall to show to all until the loser defeats the victor 6-0 in another game. A defeat of more than 6 goals must be punished with a letter of apology being sent to the Pope.

Leahy: 6-0, whip out the letter of apology
Dave: Let me get the paper.....

by Shakin' Steven November 15, 2009

Letter Porn

When you type in random letters or symbols into the search bar and the results are filled with porn.

"Hey man, I just typed in my phone number into Google and it pulled up a bunch of hentai"

"Oh, dude you found some letter porn!"

by FocusVProductións November 12, 2017