Turd Lancer

(Derog.) A person or concept that catapults shit. Usually something displeasing.

Dood 1: So you wanna come party tomorrow night?
Dood 2: Can't man, boss is making me work for someones shift.
Dood 1: What a Turd Lancer!

by AfroNinja April 1, 2008

Whirlwind Lancer

The "co-name" I'll say belonging to Number III in Organization XII - Xaldin.

"Xaldin the Whirlwind Lancer"

by Benevolent Malice October 9, 2008

Douche Lander

a. Someone speaking in the native tongue of douche.

b. Someone associated with Lander & Lander & Douche.

c. Someone fitting the description of male being used a hygienic tool or just as a tool.

Hey there's Mary and her douche lander of the week. Yeah she used like a condom and threw him away.

by jstar23 March 30, 2009

white lazers

the act of coming into ones mothers vagina

derrick shot his white lazers in attempt to satisfy his mother

by eat my white lazers September 4, 2010

Fancy Lancer

A pretender; a phony man or woman whose achievement or success depends upon artificial means of support, such as designer clothes, makeup, processed voice, camera angles, spectacular lighting, or performance enhancing drugs.

That singer has made a lot of money in show business but he's only a fancy lancer.

by Pig in a Poke August 25, 2012

Half Laner

A bad driver that tends to drive in two lanes.

I was driving along and this idiot kept creeping into my lane. They constantly backed me out, I couldn't speed up to get around them! Stupid Half Laner!!!!!!!

by Bitchpump February 5, 2013

Green Lantern

joint, straight weed. sbliff

hey lets meet for a green lantern

by eayy_l September 3, 2015