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laid

ohhhh those girls mujst have laids
by kakato123 December 15, 2017
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get laid brigade

what you call the brigade in high school.

For those unaware, the brigade, in some high schools, is an extracurricular activity, kind of like cheerleading in that they do lame routines at games and pep rallys, however the brigade is much larger (50+ girls), making it less exclusive and easier to get into, basically its cheerleading for chicks who didnt quite make that cut, but are still mostly preppy annoying stuck up broads.
Antisocial girl#1: Did you see the get laid brigade perform at the football game?

Antisocial girl#2: Yeah, it was funny as hell when that broad fell down and took the girls next to her down too!
by Sarah Lambert March 10, 2008
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Chill Laidback McL8ster

The name given to some fat dumbass who doesn't realize that he isn't cool and uses all of the words in this sentence trying to be cool (e.g. chill, laidback, late, sketch, etc.)
Also given to them as an insult even though they think that this new name for them makes them even cooler.
In this example, A: and B: are normal people and C: is the fatty.

A: "Hey look, there's that fat fuck over there."

B: "You know what's funny?"

A: "No, what?"

B: "Yo, Chill Laidback McL8ster!! What's up, my brutha!?"

C: "Yo dude! Things are pretty chill!"
by Doosh Doosh Doosh May 7, 2010
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Laid back kind of guy

A term used to describe unoriginal North American guys on internet dating web sites.

These guys are probably very nice people, but they don't bring much to the table, as the most interesting way they describe themselves is:

"I'm a laid back kind of guy who likes music, movies, and hanging out with friends."

A laid back kind of guy usually knows the fundamentals of acoustic guitar, loves Dave Matthews Band, and went backpacking in Europe to have sex.
He's cute, but he looks like a laid back kind of guy. He'll probably play Wonderwall on his acoustic to impress me.
by windowseat July 30, 2006
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Laindon

Laindon / Langdon Hills is a small town within Basildon, Essex and is considered to the be the rich, cocky part of Basildon linking in with Dunton, West Horndon and Brentwood.

Laindon tends to be anti-chav however due to its location within Basildon, residents tend to be associated with this stereotype. The residents are very Conservative and come under the 'Basildon and Billericay' constituency, instead of the chav-ridden 'West Basildon' constituency.

Laindon is home to large houses areas of land more towards Dunton and Langdon Hills, and smaller premium housing villages closer towards Laindon Station.
You going Basildon, its full of chavs there?

No way, I'm off to Laindon to go horse-riding and have a pool party.

Oooo check you out.
by Orangehead86 January 1, 2012
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LARDASS DOUGH BOY

IF YOUR NAME IS RICH AND YOU WORK IN A PRINT SHOP AND EAT MCDONALDS MORE THAN 4 TIMES A WEEK AND SPEND 1500 DOLLARS ON THE COFFEE TRUCK A MONTH
HEY DID YOU SEE THAT LARDASS DOUGH BOY BY THE SHRINK WRAPPING MACHINE
by JOHN112696 July 22, 2010
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Laid

The only way you will get laid,
Is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait.
My mum got laid by me she’s pregnant now and I should not do that to my auntie because she is

Clostrophobiac
by Lqoqllakamnan October 23, 2018
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