Ivan (absolute lad)

Guy with the biggest cock
Usually grows around 75 yards(68.58 meters)

Girl: Ivan (absolute lad) has the biggest cock
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.

by Inoco November 21, 2021

lad meeting

The coming together of top lads to take part in serious lad chat. No hoes must be present.

Eg. When in uni halls, lad meetings may take part in the shower (fully clothed). Whatever is discussed behind shower curtain does not leave.

by Tightglow May 6, 2015

phat lad

A common greeting amongst people that think they are hard as nails.

S’up Phat Lad

by Joey Fontaine May 28, 2021

FFS Lads

A term used on the WeCricket Discord as a reaction Lord Shardul making someone spontaneously combust.

FFS Lads, Lord Shardul's made another one spontaneously combust again!

by saqib simp June 2, 2021

Lad

Lad is a person who is a gay and like men

Fuck! That lad is a fag Jesus he likes dick in his ass !!!

by Chich69 July 22, 2019

Lord Lucifer Lad Invictus

Brother Biston’s brother in-law

This Dumb ass changed his name to Lord Lucifer Lad Invictus

by Gyyeeeee July 12, 2022

Lads Holiday

When a group of friends go abroad and get pissed every night, causing mayhem.

Yeah we are going on a lads holiday to magaloof

by Pip4lyfe October 13, 2022