A young Irish male whose mind is focused only on treating the opposite sex like meat. They have idiotic hairstyles and wear luminous coloured shorts.
by Nalleh August 9, 2017
Get the ladmug. A Wet Lad may be defined by;
Pretending your in clubs when actually your at home.
Never doing what you say you will.
Going for dates on the wrong day ''with a girl from home''.
Ditching your real mates for some pretend ''maths friends''.
''Getting henched'' then .....never getting henched.
Pretending your in clubs when actually your at home.
Never doing what you say you will.
Going for dates on the wrong day ''with a girl from home''.
Ditching your real mates for some pretend ''maths friends''.
''Getting henched'' then .....never getting henched.
by gareth scourf January 13, 2011
Get the Wet Ladmug. Normally a teenager who thinks they are a sick cunt. They try and be cool by drinking alcohol and smoking but they just look like fucking idiots. You can find them all over the world, especially in Australia.
“Oi look over there, some lads. Watch out they might pull out a ‘ciggie’ and a ‘rona’. “
“ Don’t worry they can’t catch us after all those ‘cigies’, their lungs are black.”
“ Don’t worry they can’t catch us after all those ‘cigies’, their lungs are black.”
by DurryMunch July 25, 2019
Get the ladmug. The Icelandic Yule Lads are 13 small dwarves that visit you on a day of Christmas. Each one is there to cause trouble in their own specific way.
Sheep-Cote Clod: Harrases sheep but he is caught many times because of his peg legs.
Gully Gawk: Hides in a gully to steal cow’s milk
Stubby: Incredibly short and steals pans to eat the crust of of them
Spoon Licker: Licks all your spoons and is incredibly thin on account of malnutrition
Pot Licker: Steals Leftovers from pots
Bowl Licker: Hides under your bed to then grab your bowl and lick what left in it
Door Slammer: Slams doors at night
Skyr Gobbler: steals and consumes your Skyr
Sausage Swiper: Hides in the rafters and steals your sausages when you turn your back
Window Peeper: Looks through windows with binoculars to search for things to steal
Doorway Sniffer: Has an abnormally large nose which he uses to search for bread
Meat Hook: Uses a hook to steal meat
Candle Stealer: Follows children so he can steal their candles which are actually edible
Sheep-Cote Clod: Harrases sheep but he is caught many times because of his peg legs.
Gully Gawk: Hides in a gully to steal cow’s milk
Stubby: Incredibly short and steals pans to eat the crust of of them
Spoon Licker: Licks all your spoons and is incredibly thin on account of malnutrition
Pot Licker: Steals Leftovers from pots
Bowl Licker: Hides under your bed to then grab your bowl and lick what left in it
Door Slammer: Slams doors at night
Skyr Gobbler: steals and consumes your Skyr
Sausage Swiper: Hides in the rafters and steals your sausages when you turn your back
Window Peeper: Looks through windows with binoculars to search for things to steal
Doorway Sniffer: Has an abnormally large nose which he uses to search for bread
Meat Hook: Uses a hook to steal meat
Candle Stealer: Follows children so he can steal their candles which are actually edible
by Tatertot Productions March 19, 2019
Get the Icelandic Yule Ladsmug. That's you leafu
by Theweirdteen December 26, 2020
Get the Salad ladmug. something that is a secret from all girls and that is basically just about porn, girls, bullshit scenarios and a lot more
Rowan - i can’t tell you what lad talk is
Danni - i’ll find out
Rowan - no you won’t
Danni - *finds out cause she’s a fucking genius*
Danni - i’ll find out
Rowan - no you won’t
Danni - *finds out cause she’s a fucking genius*
by dandans January 17, 2022
Get the lad talkmug. by Ruby W March 11, 2019
Get the Ladsmug.