Kyle

Kyle's carry an ANGRY aura around them. They prefer to punch holes through drywall and drinking monster energy drinks while playing black ops II on their xbox 360. Absolute madlads, they can take down a Chad. They aren't worthy of a Stacy, they are more worthy of a Becky. He lives in the basement of his mothers home, and refuses to pay rent. He tried to be a youtuber but his career flopped. Best friend is Dylan. Draws that really cool S symbol a lot, and thinks he's the coolest motherfucking person ever. Had braces and was a literal nerd lol.

Tyler: oh my god, who's that over there? is that Kyle?
Bill: HOLY SHIT TURN AWAY HE'S COMING TOWARDS YOU!
Tyler: AAAAA HE'S GOING TO CHOKE ME WITH HIS DRYWALL-PUNCHING FIST
Tyler: *choking*
Kyle: *Cheeto dust all over Tyler's neck*

by kayvaline June 14, 2019

kylee

kylee is the best friend ever.she is always making you laugh and always twerking . she is in love with kool-aid because it gets her crunk(crunk means the child way of being drunk).kylee has shorter brown hair but she likes to keep her air up a lot.

kylee

by the skinny rat November 26, 2019

Kyle

Kyle's are a rare but common breed of teenagers that are know for having mommy or daddy issues, wear athletic shorts, hoodies, flat bill caps, have anger issues, keep knifes and exotic weapons (Shurikens) that make them think there cooler, think there tough but aren't. However in the end a Kyle in it's natural habitat drinks monsters by the dozen and punches holes throw drywalls. Kyle's can't grow out of this phase it's impossible. So before the age of 25 they either die off or become 1 of the only 3 things a Kyle can do. Deal drugs, work at a gas station, or any overnight job. Beware Kyle's as cringey and annoying as they are to be around, they spread a contagious diease called "hype" which can force people with weak wills to join in on whatever there doing and quote on quote "Fuck shit up!🤘"

Teenager 1: Yo...watch out here comes Kyle.

Teenager 2: Oh shit. Kyle is such a Kyle.
Kyle: Hey Bros...*Slurps monster* are you guys tryna fuck shit up?!?!
Kyle: Ahhhhhhhh!!! *Punches nearest wall*

by Linked Carts June 4, 2019

Kyle

Punches holes in drywall and drinks his cocaine with monster energy

Dave: WHAT THE FUCK KYLE?!?!

Kyle: YOUR NOT MY REAL DAD DAVE YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!

by MIEHMIEH July 8, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is usually small loves his energy drinks and footy cards, he cheats on fortnite but very loving and beautiful

Wow Kyle is an absolute fucking unit on the footy field

by AaronBirtha August 31, 2020

kylee

Kylee is a good person and will always make you laugh, has a all over the place personality and that a good thing. her name means boomerang in a different language so if you throw her off a building she will come back! she loves animals and is creative.is just overall a weird person in a good way and will sacrifice anything for her friends and can be scary at times but that never really shows.

"hey i have a friend i want you to meet"
"ok'
"this is kylee"

by HotHeAd246OwO July 9, 2020

Kyle

Loves to drink an absurd amount of Monster energy drink, hangs out with only others like him, loves to wear fitted flat billed hats and drives a lifted truck with wheels that stick way out, he also flies different flags on said truck but normally a US flag. He love to brag about how women love to ride in his truck. May also have or wear the logo "Cocaine and Caviar"

"Bro, we should go to the beach and check out them hoes, they love to ride in my truck" -Kyle

by Big Chillin June 4, 2020