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Gay kitten

These are those souls who are called smol and gay by their family and friends regardless of their opinions. This is a title forcefully given and mostly can't be wriggled out of.
Diana: Adi can never be a gay kitten.
Alex: Tell me about it.

(Sarcasm: 999)
by sobering up November 18, 2020
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feed the kitten

The process of ejacualating into a womans vagina a.k.a. kitten.
Man, my womans on her period and I'm so horney I think my balls are gonna explode. I can't wait to feed the kitten once it stops bleeding.
by Christobon January 7, 2008
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kristen stewart

The most realist person in Hollywood. Everyone has already decided that they hate her because shes in Twilight. Named Forbes Top Paid Actress which caused more people to hate her. If you actually watch her interviews you would see that shes very down to earth and speaks very passionately of the movies shes promoting. She can be a very awkward which makes her more like a regular person unlike other celebrities who act perfect. Shes the girl that everyone loves to hate.
Person 1: "Omg Kristen Stewart is Forbes Highest Paid Actress yet she dresses like a hobo"

Person 2: "Or like a normal person, at least shes not a Kardashian and flaunting her money"
by JennaLove July 5, 2012
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Kristen Stewart

American actress born April 1990. Respected and liked by colleagues and peers. Admired not only for her acting chops but also for not giving in to the Hollywood sterotype of what young women should be. Or the stereotypes society puts on young women on how they should act.

Winner the Bafta rising star award in 2010

A selection of films (as of 2010):
Panic Room, Speak, Into the Wild, Adventureland, The Cake Eaters, Twilight (x5), The yellow handkerchief, The Runaways, Welcome to the Rileys.
"Kristen and I have a special bond together, she is the sweetest, smartest and strongest girl i know." - Robert Pattinson about Kristen Stewart
by em80 January 18, 2011
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kittenation

1) to be made happy through the use of kittens; 2) submersion in kittens
Rick was so cranky yesterday, we had to resort to kittenation to cheer him up. We had to visit a dozen pet shops before we had enough.
by phone booth o'kitties February 12, 2010
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kittenologist

the study of kittens and how they are not dogs because they are kittens
"i would like to be a kittenologist because i have an obsession with kitteys
by john utcygvubojbnjlm May 7, 2011
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kitten syndrome

The feeling of heaviness and/or sleepiness after eating a very large meal.

Usually occurs after dinner and results in a good nights sleep.
1.After eating her large meal, Margie felt the effects of kitten syndrome coming on, and prepared to go to bed immediatley.

2.Paul: Dude I ate such a large meal, and now I feel that kitten syndrome coming on.
George: You'll be sleeping well tonight
by taytay1212 November 18, 2011
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