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Donkey Kong

The gorilla that refers to himself as an ass
In, at, or to this place or position. In, at, or to this place or position. In, at, or to this place or position, it is the destination that we shall be heading.

At long last these fine gentlemen have arrived at this place or position, and they are currently in the process of fulfilling the task of presenting a form of entertainment to whoever might be watching this screen.

Perhaps if thou art aware of the lyrics to the display of musical poetry that they are about to present, then thou art more than welcome to come together with these gentlemen and act as they shall be doing.

We highly advise that thou perform the action of having the palms of your hands meet together, that is if thou happen to be in a suitable mood to strike the palms of your hands in a rapid succession in a manner that would normally generate signs of applause. Keep a good mind that thou art intended to be doing this while we bring you along the thrills of a popular genre of music of African American origin in which words are recited rapidly and rhythmically over a prerecorded, typically electronic instrumental backing about primates such as this one.

Donkey Kong
by thefitnessgramafwe23rware March 18, 2023
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Nesskey Kong

An okay-looking Donkey Kong key. Nothing special, maybe something you'd find for a door perhaps.
Person 1: "Got my new Donkey Kong shaped car keys today!!"
Person 2: "Looks pretty Nesskey Kong, if you ask me."
by anonymous March 30, 2023
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giddy kong

im bored
let me text giddy kong
by itsyourboybeeeg January 22, 2023
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Hong Kong Express

When one shits out pieces of egg roll, fried rice and mongolian beef in a gusing river of poo that is faster than when you shoveled it in.
Damn, Boozer had a big Hong Kong Express this morning after a trip to Hong Kong Express last night.
by JB 2025 September 26, 2025
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Koochie kong

When the pussy is so good it makes you beat your chest like king Kong.
by ShaddyArispe82 October 26, 2025
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Bride Kong

Noun; a very demanding bride but not quite a bridezilla. (From King Kong)
"Alice is being such a bride Kong, I doubt anyone's going to her wedding."
by Bttfb April 19, 2025
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