lap kitty

A person who enjoys bouncing on one’s lap

Person 1: I didn’t know you were a lap kitty
Person 2: I love bouncing on laps…

by Inteller4tdy March 3, 2022

Fetch Kitty

Punching "someone" in the liver

Hey man gonna put looking for a fetch kitty in my tinder bio

by CookieThotster August 24, 2022

new kitty

A sweet cat who is loyal and your number one companion! Normally a brown tabby female

She named her new cat New Kitty, and she’s a darling!

by Kitty_Cat_Lover December 20, 2017

Kitty liquer

the hot slippery juice dripping from a vigina after being stimulated.

i Slapped her cat(vigina) last night hand got a hand full kitty liquer instantly

by Txhellhound December 28, 2022

Whoosh Kitty

Whoosh Kitty is a very large cat with the capability of running by you so fast that you cannot see the Kitty, but you will hear the "whoosh" sound as the Whoosh Kitty runs by you.

I am not sure if I saw anything, but I definitely felt the whoosh of something running past me. I wonder if it was a Whoosh Kitty.

by Alakeahi May 31, 2013

Shitty Kitty

Shitty Kitty - the sexual act of switching from the ass to the gash.

John gave brenda a swift shitty kitty.

by Gashmask23 November 14, 2020

Kitty breath

When somebody’s breath smells like some random hookers pussy.

Damn Josh has some kitty breath today.

Really? He could do better.

by that bi girl that can’t decide November 19, 2019