A fucking retard who believes monster energy gives him super powers and is into doing the dumbest things he can think of just to prove he’s not as retarded as everyone else thinks.
by KingTaylor898 July 13, 2019
is a very kind and handsome man, but usually falls in love with people with the first letter J and has lots of friends
by fghdfdg July 05, 2021
A chubby gamer who can’t get a girlfriend and is always simpin he likes to think he’s a hype beast when he’s flexing his dads money.
by NO_Simpin_kings June 17, 2020
Kyle's carry an ANGRY aura around them. They prefer to punch holes through drywall and drinking monster energy drinks while playing black ops II on their xbox 360. Absolute madlads, they can take down a Chad. They aren't worthy of a Stacy, they are more worthy of a Becky. He lives in the basement of his mothers home, and refuses to pay rent. He tried to be a youtuber but his career flopped. Best friend is Dylan. Draws that really cool S symbol a lot, and thinks he's the coolest motherfucking person ever. Had braces and was a literal nerd lol.
Tyler: oh my god, who's that over there? is that Kyle?
Bill: HOLY SHIT TURN AWAY HE'S COMING TOWARDS YOU!
Tyler: AAAAA HE'S GOING TO CHOKE ME WITH HIS DRYWALL-PUNCHING FIST
Tyler: *choking*
Kyle: *Cheeto dust all over Tyler's neck*
Bill: HOLY SHIT TURN AWAY HE'S COMING TOWARDS YOU!
Tyler: AAAAA HE'S GOING TO CHOKE ME WITH HIS DRYWALL-PUNCHING FIST
Tyler: *choking*
Kyle: *Cheeto dust all over Tyler's neck*
by kayvaline June 15, 2019
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