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Juan

"Baby baby baby Nooo like baby baby baby nooo thought you'd always be mines mine"๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–
by anonymous November 30, 2021
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Juan Reyes

my best friend. The girl getter. You are most likely to fall for him and if not you then most likely more than half of your friends. Heโ€™s like

one of those tootsie roll suckers ; hard on the outside but soft on the inside. Heโ€™s so sweet when he chooses to be and heโ€™s a child at heart. I hope the girl who gets him is willing to be as patience and passionate as he is. His heart will wait on you, he wonโ€™t. Heโ€™s taking care of himself, respect that.
Juan Reyes is so cool !๐Ÿ˜จ
by alohabk October 26, 2022
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Juan

Juan is a not at all perfect, funny, loyal fellow pretty in a unique way, Juan can be a bit of a flirt and is great boyfriend material. Although many think he is ugly, he is pretty in a way.
Juan, pass me the salt, would ya?
by ProbableProtaginist March 17, 2022
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juan

itzjuan really slays as a twelvehead ๐ŸŽ€
โ€œso like whoโ€™s this baldie here?โ€ juan duh

baldahh person
by twerk queen fr January 19, 2025
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Juan

Very tall male who likes girls named Amparo
Dang there goes that Amparo lover Juan again
by Yas Queen man October 25, 2019
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Juane

A beautiful and loyal girl who will forever love you if you are honest loyal and loving. She's very independent but once you get under her shell, she will want to be with you all the time. She can be bitchy and have an attitude but she still loves you. Don't get on her bad side. You'll be truly blessed to find yourself a juane on your life.
Juane is in a bad mood today.
by Jonnoton November 21, 2021
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Juan

Thiccest nigga you'll ever meet, has a dick that is 3145686 percent bigger than yours. He plays Minecraft and Roblox 25/7 and has more robux than what your family will ever have. He's sometimes a quirky VSCO girl at heart, but when you date him you will realize why all the girls in the school likes him (Hint: his peepee is big). He always gets the ladies and is known for managing to seduce the preschoolers. Although he seems like a manly tough guy, he will still go full communist with his intellect in math tests, his IQ is incalculable but it is rumoured to be over 9000. This doesn't mean you should be on his bad side, he personally knows the CEO of racism and it is even speculated that he IS the CEO of racism.
-Omg Juan is hot and sexy, I really want to date him
-Omg me too *nuts*
by Bruh3 October 1, 2019
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