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Jonas Brothers

A group of three brothers from New Jersey that write their own music and care about their fans.

A group as popular as the Jonas Brothers, otherwise known as JB or JoBros, will have good and bad publicity.

The band, consisting of Joe, 20, Nick, 17, and Kevin, 21, are often compared to the Beatles, a very popular band that shaped the world's history.

The Jonas Brothers have released 4 ablums so far, It's About Time (2006), Jonas Brothers (2007), A Little Bit Longer (2008), and Lines, Vines and Trying Times (2009). Each album has at least one song that stands out to listeners. The song Mandy, featured on It's About Time, is about a close family friend who dated Joe. They are still great friends. The self-titled album has many songs that fans still listen to including S.O.S., Hold On, When You Look Me In The Eyes, and Year 3000. They wrote all of these except for Year 3000 which was also on It's About Time. Burning Up and A little Bit Longer are the two most mentioned on A little Bit Longer. Nick, the youngest who has diabetes, wrote the song ( shortened to ALBL by many) while in Canada filming Camp Rock 1. Paranoid and Much Better are only 2 of many great songs on Lines, Vines and Trying Times (shortened to LVATT by fans). The song Fly with Me was featured in the end credits of the movie "Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian" where JB did the voices of three cherub statues.
Teenie: Oh Em Jay!!! I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS! Nick and Joe are the only good looking JoBros. Kevin is ugly. He shouldn't be in the band.

Real Fan doesn't say anything. Real Fan shoots the Teenie in the head and lets them bleed.
by oliviaisme September 30, 2009
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Jonas Brothers haters

people who have an ugly attitude and like to bag on the decent caring guys who are in a famous (or once famous) band for fun
They most commonly stereotype fans as kids or idiots.
They do not acknowledge that music is subjective and sometimes bash the fans as well.
Some have been overly passionate Beatles fans that don't understand that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and that the Jonas Brothers are not trying to tarnish the Beatles as they are heavily influenced by them.

They either have a sick sense of humor or are insecure and try to cover it up by bashing someone else.
1) Fan 1: Did you see what those Jonas Brothers haters said?
Me: There's probably something wrong with them. Maybe they weren't loved as a child.

2)
Rude person: Do people actually still love the Jonas Sisters? I thought those faggots were replaced by Justin Bieber
Me: And yet you're still hating why? If you think that no one cares then why bother to make that comment
by Miss Peace Lover July 2, 2011
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Nick Jonas

Man, Yesterday I totally got a Nick Jonas!
by Nunya Beeswax Foshizzlie January 2, 2009
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Jonas Brothers Haters

Jonas Brothers haters, are those very biased people that call the Jonas Brothers
"Rich whiteboys"

They did not originate rich, and they are very down-to-earth, if you must know. These people need to get the facts straight before they talk their nonsense.
Fangirl: Hi my name is Ali and I <3333 the Jonas Brothers
Jonas Brothers Haters: THEY A GAY WHITEBOY FAGGOTS.
Fangirl: No, no their music is wonderful
Hater: FUCK YOU STUPID
They then log off .
by Fly With Me I'm Much Better August 17, 2009
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Joe Jonas

A very hot, sexy lead singer of the band Jonas Brothers and will go solo in the near future. Known as a HUGE heart breaker, breaking up with T-Swift and Demi Lovato. He's an incredible singer who always seems to have a joner (Jonas Boner) in all of his pictures- BUT its just because of his 12 inch penis.
Have you seem Joe Jonas in that picture? He has a big joner.
by FluffyTheJonasLover July 22, 2010
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Nick Jonas

Sexy curly haired singer with big muscles. Has the sexiest voice in the entire world and will one day marry a girl whos enitials are r d. yeeeaah ..
nick jonas: *every girls faints when he starts singing coz his voice is so sexy*
by i do pooo April 13, 2009
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Team Jonas

A place where you can connect with other Jonas Brothers fans. It costs about $35.00 but is worth every cent. It's user range from 9-30 year olds, possible younger and/or older. Some users buy membership to quick access to tickets, but some girls actually chat on their message boards. However, there are boys on there, that are not gay at all. We have lntj which is all us girls gathering at night and poking fun at Joners(:
There are users like Blaise who meet them 50 million times and poke fun at other users who haven't.
Team Jonas Convo
Blaise: OMJ , did you see Joe Jonas as a nerd on that one JONAS episode?
MrsJoeJonas: Yes, he was sooo cute !!!!!
MandyAlwaysKnows: JOE? What about Nick?
Kevinisheaven9: HELLO? KEVIN, DUH!
Sicko: Jonerrrr Boner, Blaise is a stupid poserr
TeamJonasMod: Sicko has just been deleted
Blaise: YAAY MODESS
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