Joels are literally Sex Gods. All Joels are obsessed with sex. He is not an alpha male but he has traits of an alpha male. He can have sex more than 3 times in a row without resting. His body isn't his only tool for sex, he also has a number of sex toys that he uses to assist him in making love. He is also incredibly creative with sexual techniques. Joels usually impress people with their korean style fashion taste or formal suits, they may also brag about their sexual experiences but above all they are incredibly talented at many things such as magic tricks or butterfly knives tricks or karambit tricks. Besides being Sex Gods Joels are also incredibly sweet and caring. They may not have many friends but they are loyal as fuck to the small friends they have. Joels may be incredibly annoying at times and may say wrong things to hurt you but his love and cuteness will make up for it. Joels are also incredibly dangerous people as they are incredibly skilled at fighting with fist and fighting with knives. Joels will fight anyone who disrespect him. Joels might forgive you if you hurt him but he will kill anyone who hurts their girlfriends, friends and family
Adam: Hey Britney i heard you and Joel are dating??
Britney: Oh yeah i am dating him and his sex toys
Adam: Oh nice
Britney: Oh yeah i am dating him and his sex toys
Adam: Oh nice
by Joel Oppar November 23, 2021
Get the Joelmug. 
A hot short feeble skinny man who has a thing for girls and always gets rejected.
He eats chocolate logs and is a stick.
He eats chocolate logs and is a stick.
by IMAPIECEOFPOO November 17, 2019
Get the Joel Whartonmug. by anonymous October 16, 2022
Get the Joelmug. by Joelingprowess August 30, 2025
Get the Joelingmug. It is the definition of a Jewish son named by his father who takes after them by inheriting their big THICC long nose in which they have a big Jewish destroyer too. ;)
Son of Big Nose John
Son of Big Nose John
Ex. Hey Big Nose Joel!
Some Asian Kid - YOUR MOM!
Big Nose Joel: I bet i have a bigger Jewish nose than yours! Asian Boy!
Some Asian Kid - YOUR MOM!
Big Nose Joel: I bet i have a bigger Jewish nose than yours! Asian Boy!
by Tweet th March 12, 2018
Get the big nose joelmug. An idiot. He's the biggest glazer and a fake person. For lack of a better term, he is the most dayroom person you'll meet.
WIfe: I think I want to name our child Joel.
Husband: Hell no! You know about what they say about people named Jowl
Husband: Hell no! You know about what they say about people named Jowl
by kwamssssss November 24, 2023
Get the Joelmug.