Jizz-cident

When an impromptu situation causes extreme excitement for a dude and he uncontrollably jizzes everywhere

The bank is closed today because someone had a jizz-cident in the ATM vestibule

by Kaatkit October 25, 2017

jizz brian

a retard

"haha jizz brian 🦶🏿 cumbrian >: ahaha jīžź břæįň"

by rawrxdrawrxdrawrxdrawrxd October 23, 2019

Jizz Bozos

A wannabe Jeff Bezos who doesn't make it & ends up being a porn star to pay bills

Roxanne: Did you hear what happened to Jeffrey after he graduated from Princeton & moved to San Francisco to launch his startup?
Esmeralda: Yeah, he ended up as Jizz Bozos

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021

jizz on dress

A dirty dress or artist jizz andres

Thats so jizz on dress

by Richard of armas November 4, 2021

Jizz Beard

AKA Splash Tash

The stocky mass of bugger broth which usually finds itself pumped on the chops of a genuflecting lass or ravenous mincer.

‘As Denise skipped out of Pinewood Studios after her successful audition, she wondered if the 50cc’s of rod flem that had been pissed on her face to form a claggy jizz beard was worth it.

by Herbie Dongsporran October 13, 2021

jazzy kayak

When a guy lays strait on his back and a girl is on top singing jazz music while fake rowing

“Yo last night was so crazy, Jess gave me a jazzy kayak”

by Harry669styles September 23, 2022

Jizzard

(Noun) A mystical wizard who ejaculates on your forehead leaving a sparkling teardrop shaped jizzlob right between your eyes, commonly found at an EDM festival. This is a high honor, and those bespeckled should wear it with pride. Note: Do not look directly into the Jizzard's eyes when he blesses you.

"Dude, I had the best time at EDC last month. I even met the Jizzard!"

by CleeTorith February 20, 2023